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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #615 on: March 05, 2007, 08:06:44 AM »
Actually, sudo is an instruction for executing something as another user. If you use Linux, it's commonly used to gain root access for commands that require it.

That makes it even funnier to me. I had intuit'ed something along the lines of GA's exlpanation from the context, but to access the roots of a command is next to godliness.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #616 on: March 05, 2007, 08:14:12 AM »
Ah yes that's right. Linux! I recently installed Ubuntu on my PC so I should've realised that..But then that's the first Linux based Operating System I've ever used, and I rarely boot it up :P

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #617 on: March 05, 2007, 10:53:34 AM »
lol yeah, its a *nix joke - su = superuser, i.e. root. so sudo is the instruction used to get root permissions to execute a system command.  ;)

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #618 on: March 05, 2007, 03:50:39 PM »
And a good joke it was, too! :laugh:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #619 on: March 05, 2007, 04:02:12 PM »
Nerds!  ;)

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #620 on: March 05, 2007, 04:19:38 PM »

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #621 on: March 05, 2007, 04:27:46 PM »
You're welcome!  ;D

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #622 on: March 05, 2007, 04:49:01 PM »
Due to extensive research done by the Fourchon University of Science, diamond has been confirmed as the the hardest metal known the man. The research is as follows.

Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed.

They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an out into the wall, and the wall came out fine.

They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors.

They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours.

They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards midwestern Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour.

They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York.

They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive.

Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known the man.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #623 on: March 07, 2007, 11:27:10 PM »
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."

You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

And furthermore

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE"

3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE"
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #624 on: March 08, 2007, 07:05:40 AM »
The vi Assistant: (posted by someone on a programming-related forum)

http://www.allegro.cc/forums/thread/590400

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #625 on: March 08, 2007, 11:23:44 AM »
lol. I hate vi but that was funny... 'resistance is futile'  :laugh:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #626 on: March 08, 2007, 08:05:25 PM »
http://www.soundboard.com/sb/westmar.aspx

Out-of-context soundboard from Dateline NBC.  It's really perverted.  Major karma to anyone who uses this in a prank phone call.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #627 on: March 09, 2007, 06:08:57 AM »
http://www.allegro.cc/forums/thread/590351

Another thread from a certain programming forum I frequent(ly lurk, mostly). Not all of the things posted in that thread are funny, but plenty are. To me, at least.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #628 on: March 09, 2007, 07:09:41 AM »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #629 on: March 09, 2007, 07:02:16 PM »
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.