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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #990 on: July 03, 2007, 12:26:06 AM »
if it's that big, you'd have to bend it in half, anyway.  no peritonitis here, thank you very much.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #991 on: July 03, 2007, 12:42:31 AM »
http://www.funny-tshirts.biz/customer/home.php?cat=249
That site is great!  :plus:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #992 on: July 03, 2007, 01:21:45 AM »
"The Big Bang Theory:  And God said, "Pulleth my Finger.""

omg is that a tee shirt? :laugh:

i should finish checking out the rest.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #993 on: July 03, 2007, 07:30:53 AM »


That's sexy.

no no, PMS, you're wrong - it's not.  honestly.
OK, fine, but it gives me penis envy and makes me want a time machine, so that I could wear that teeshirt for the two years I had to endure the capriciousness of a dying Dodge Spirit.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #994 on: July 03, 2007, 07:31:25 AM »
Some of you guys have to fine these funny:

http://tv.truenuff.com/mac/

It ain't called the Geek Syndrome for nothin'.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #995 on: July 03, 2007, 07:47:44 AM »
if it's that big, you'd have to bend it in half, anyway.  no peritonitis here, thank you very much.

Rather than measuring mine in the three typical dimensions (yards, acres, gallons) I have begun to measure mine in time, since using the other measurements seems so common. Besides, it would seem so unspectacular if measured in acres.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #996 on: July 03, 2007, 07:53:15 AM »
Some of you guys have to fine these funny:

http://tv.truenuff.com/mac/

It ain't called the Geek Syndrome for nothin'.

I've seen all of those, and I did find them most amusing, For I am a Geek. :D

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #997 on: July 03, 2007, 07:54:21 AM »
Some of you guys have to fine these funny:

http://tv.truenuff.com/mac/

It ain't called the Geek Syndrome for nothin'.

I've seen all of those, and I did find them most amusing, For I am a Geek. :D

I just went through and watched all of them.  I kind of hate myself.  I also feel kind of attracted to PCs and Macs now.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #998 on: July 03, 2007, 07:59:42 AM »
Why would you hate yourself? Feel free to let the inner-geek roam!

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Re: make someone laugh
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1000 on: July 03, 2007, 10:31:34 AM »
:laugh:

i LIKE!

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1001 on: July 03, 2007, 03:12:46 PM »
INDEED! :laugh:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1002 on: July 06, 2007, 01:00:22 PM »
I'm not sure what's funnier, one of our scuzzy fuckers defiling another town's streets, or the prissy write up.  >:D
From yesterday's local paper:

Quote from: Local rag
Defecated on street
A ________ man caught with his trousers down was arrested when he defecated in full view of a female police worker.
Burnley magistrates heard how unemployed Andrew Woolley, 55, of Crescent View, _________, had gone into Colne Police Station asking to use the toilet but was refused permission.
He proceeded to defecate behind a bench in front of the station in Craddock Road. <snip>

Elizabeth Reed, prosecuting, said Woolley had asked to use the lavatory but the assistant explained they were not open to the public.
The defendant said nearby toilets were closed. He then went outside and took down his pants right outside the woman's office window. Police arrested him at the scene last Friday with his trousers round his ankles.

:rofl:

'Its like that eh? reight then, ah'll fuckin show thee'  :poop: :poop: :poop:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1003 on: July 06, 2007, 02:25:48 PM »

A conversation about Lit's backdoor preference has inspired me to a tasteless quip.

A young girl was getting married, with only a partial of her mothers blessing to Mr. Tiligiuos. The mother knew she was powerless to stop her daughter from marrying this man, who she did not trust from his previous reputation. Being a good mother, her advice was to watch out for him to make certain requests of her.

About two years of married bliss passes and one day the request finally comes that her mother had warned her about. The young, loyal wife said, "NO!" and a confused Mr. Tiligious expected an explanation of her continued refusal. "My mother warned me that this day would come and that I should not allow you to do what you are suggesting," she told him. "All I asked you to do was turn over in bed," he replied. "And the answer is still, NO," she insists.

He tries again, "But Darling, we have been married for over two years and things are going so well, I thought we could start a family."


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(Sorry, it was just too easy!)
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1004 on: July 06, 2007, 02:55:54 PM »
:rofl: nice one. 'Mr Tiligious' :P