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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #960 on: June 23, 2007, 04:43:13 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #961 on: June 23, 2007, 04:44:33 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #962 on: June 23, 2007, 04:45:57 PM »
aha was wondering why it appeared then disappeared lol
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #963 on: June 23, 2007, 07:14:05 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #964 on: June 27, 2007, 09:40:40 AM »
GRANDMOTHERS DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING


Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days.

He'd been playing outside with other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her,
"Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?"

She was a little taken aback, but recognizing that things are different from when she grew up, she decided to just tell him the truth.
"It's called sexual intercourse, darling."Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK, thanks" and went back outside to play with the other kids.
She watched him go and just shoook her head, wondering what she had been worried about. A few minutes later he came stomping back in and said angrily,
"Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds, you got me in trouble and Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you. "


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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #965 on: June 27, 2007, 09:55:28 AM »

Two sign carrying beggars were standing next to the road, near the Mexican border on opposite sides of the street. Juan gets about four dollars per day begging, but continues to see Jose, who stands on the other side of the road, leaving everyday with his pockets full of ten dollar bills. He asks to trade sides one day and the same thing happened. Finally, Juan approaches Jose and asks what his secret is.

Look at your sign. It says "Out of work. I have nine kids and a wife to support. Please, help." Look at mine. Juan admits that his cousin made his sign and he can't read English. Juan asks, "What does your sign say?"

Mine says: "My family only needs to get ten more dollars so we can afford to move back to Mexico."
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #966 on: June 27, 2007, 07:09:41 PM »
Quote from: MarkingDawg on June 27, 2007, 09:40:40 AM

"Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds, you got me in trouble and Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you. "




i saw that coming a mile away.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #967 on: June 27, 2007, 11:45:35 PM »









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These all made me laugh.   I felt bad, then I looked at them again.. and laughed some more.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #968 on: June 28, 2007, 12:36:10 AM »
I am glad to be taking an antiepileptic for that first one.

That third one made me laugh.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #969 on: June 28, 2007, 07:27:50 AM »
eheheheheee roid-rage :laugh:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #970 on: June 28, 2007, 08:29:47 AM »
Quote from: Mrs. Ace on June 28, 2007, 12:36:10 AM
I am glad to be taking an antiepileptic for that first one.

That third one made me laugh.

I Adblocked the first one in less than two seconds. It was too much for me, too.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #971 on: June 28, 2007, 09:10:49 AM »
i don't get it.  did benoit strangle his kids?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #972 on: June 28, 2007, 11:22:05 AM »
Quote from: McWatcher on June 28, 2007, 09:10:49 AM
i don't get it.  did benoit strangle his kids?

He smothered his 7 year old son who was mentally disabled to death and left a bible next to his bed.   The day before he strangled his wife (kid's mother) and then afterwards watched wrestling with his son.   He hung himself after all of this.   
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #973 on: June 28, 2007, 12:11:18 PM »
Quote from: Alex179 on June 28, 2007, 11:22:05 AM
Quote from: McWatcher on June 28, 2007, 09:10:49 AM
i don't get it.  did benoit strangle his kids?

He smothered his 7 year old son who was mentally disabled to death and left a bible next to his bed.   The day before he strangled his wife (kid's mother) and then afterwards watched wrestling with his son.   He hung himself after all of this.   

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #974 on: June 28, 2007, 01:12:00 PM »
WOW!
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