GRANDMOTHERS DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING
Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her,
"Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?"
She was a little taken aback, but recognizing that things are different from when she grew up, she decided to just tell him the truth.
"It's called sexual intercourse, darling."Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK, thanks" and went back outside to play with the other kids.
She watched him go and just shoook her head, wondering what she had been worried about. A few minutes later he came stomping back in and said angrily,
"Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds, you got me in trouble and Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you. "