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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6465 on: October 21, 2011, 04:53:25 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6466 on: October 21, 2011, 04:57:10 PM »
Now that is funny!
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« Reply #6467 on: October 21, 2011, 06:38:21 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6468 on: October 23, 2011, 10:03:59 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6469 on: October 23, 2011, 10:05:04 AM »
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6470 on: October 23, 2011, 05:25:27 PM »
Pictures taken of people going through a Haunted House here in Ontario. The whole house is pitch black but at this part the lights flash for the camera and they see images of ghosts in a car. Apparently it's known as one of the scariest Haunted Houses in the country. Images are hilarious.

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/photos/people-scared-at-cdn-haunted-house-1319063753-slideshow/people-scared-at-nightmares-fear-factory-in-niagara-falls-canada-photo-1319069255.html
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6471 on: October 23, 2011, 05:28:46 PM »


Quote from: Celticgoddess on October 23, 2011, 05:25:27 PM
Pictures taken of people going through a Haunted House here in Ontario. The whole house is pitch black but at this part the lights flash for the camera and they see images of ghosts in a car. Apparently it's known as one of the scariest Haunted Houses in the country. Images are hilarious.

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/photos/people-scared-at-cdn-haunted-house-1319063753-slideshow/people-scared-at-nightmares-fear-factory-in-niagara-falls-canada-photo-1319069255.html


 :lol:


I don't understand why people scream when they are scared.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6472 on: October 25, 2011, 05:24:21 PM »
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6473 on: October 26, 2011, 05:30:01 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on October 25, 2011, 05:24:21 PM

:lol:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6474 on: October 26, 2011, 06:50:43 PM »
EBM is gonna kill me but this is too good not to share  :green: He read my posting about my Mum being rushed to hospital and texted me about it:

EBM: Are you holding up okay?
Me: I don't think it's really registered. Just waiting to see how it plays out.
EBM: I hope she's gay
EBM: Goddammit! I hope she's OKAY
Me: Bwahaha...that's a damn you auto correct moment right there!!!

Then later we were talking about my divorce:

EBM: How much does a mediator cost?
Me: I think he was $500/hr
EBM: HOLY SHIT! I'm going to be a murderer
Me: Really? Thanks for the heads up *ducks and runs*
EBM: MEDIATOR, goddammit

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6475 on: October 26, 2011, 10:07:06 PM »


Quote from: Celticgoddess on October 26, 2011, 06:50:43 PM
EBM is gonna kill me but this is too good not to share  :green: He read my posting about my Mum being rushed to hospital and texted me about it:

EBM: Are you holding up okay?
Me: I don't think it's really registered. Just waiting to see how it plays out.
EBM: I hope she's gay
EBM: Goddammit! I hope she's OKAY
Me: Bwahaha...that's a damn you auto correct moment right there!!!

Then later we were talking about my divorce:

EBM: How much does a mediator cost?
Me: I think he was $500/hr
EBM: HOLY SHIT! I'm going to be a murderer
Me: Really? Thanks for the heads up *ducks and runs*
EBM: MEDIATOR, goddammit

 :lol:


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Re: make someone laugh
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Re: make someone laugh
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6479 on: October 28, 2011, 12:00:34 PM »
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to a Halloween costume party, and I want to go as Adam."

The girl brings out a fig leaf.

But he says, "Not big enough!"

So she brings out a bigger one.

"Still not big enough!"

So she brings out a HUGE fig leaf.

"Still not big enough!" he proudly tells her.

So she says, "Listen, Ace, why don't you just throw it over your shoulder and go as a gasoline pump?"

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