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Offline Calavera

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6225 on: June 26, 2011, 04:28:58 AM »


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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6226 on: June 26, 2011, 11:27:42 PM »
Q: What did Jesus do when he found out what the Romans were doing in Jerusalem?





















A: He got rather cross and hung up about it.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6227 on: June 27, 2011, 06:01:04 PM »
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".

The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says, "HEBREWS"

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6228 on: June 27, 2011, 09:26:19 PM »
YES!! IT'S HERE!!

A new brand of coffee has arrived!

BUTTCOFFEE

Fresh from the bowels of the Brazillian rainforests, with that nutty flavour that everyone loves.

Once you've tried BUTTCOFFEE you'll understand what drinking shit is all about.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6229 on: June 29, 2011, 11:15:26 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6230 on: June 29, 2011, 05:20:59 PM »
Quote from: eris on June 29, 2011, 11:15:26 AM
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They've always called us Welsh a bunch of little breeders.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6231 on: June 30, 2011, 02:38:55 AM »
Did you hear they had to adjourn the Abbott  vs Costello court case?

They couldn't decide who's on first.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6232 on: June 30, 2011, 05:41:09 PM »
http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/009320.html  I can kinda see me saying this, lol
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6233 on: June 30, 2011, 05:46:16 PM »
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6234 on: June 30, 2011, 05:52:09 PM »
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/tfln/~3/sq5Usn11n-Y/Text-Replies-29212.html this actually describes the last time I got laid pretty well.  :/
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6235 on: June 30, 2011, 05:58:51 PM »
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6236 on: June 30, 2011, 06:02:00 PM »


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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6237 on: June 30, 2011, 06:04:54 PM »
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6238 on: June 30, 2011, 06:09:08 PM »
Jack wants a knitler.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6239 on: June 30, 2011, 07:56:59 PM »
This morning, in distress over the inevitable issues that arise between two autistics attempting communication, Pyraxis cried out,

"I'm paranoid that I'm sorry!"
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