Medical terminology for politicians!
Artery....Study of paintings
Bacteria...Back door to the cafeteria
Barium....What doctors do when patients die
Bowel....A letter a, e, i, o, u,
Caeserean Section..A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan...........searching for kitty
Cauterize......made contact with her
Colic...a sheepdog
Coma.....a punctuation mark
D and C......Where Washington is
Dilate....to live long
Enema.....not a friend
Fester.....an uncle in the Addams family
Fibula........it's a small lie
Genital.......not a jew
G.I. Series.....soldiers baseball playoffs
Hangnail.......a coat hook
Impotent.....Distinguished well known
Labor Pain......getting hurt at work
Medical Staff......a doctors cane
Morbid.......a higher offer
Nitrates.......cheaper than day rates
Node........was aware of
Outpatient......a patient who has fainted
pap smear....a fatherhood test
Pelvis......a cousin of Elvis
Post-operative.......is a letter carrier
Recovery Room.........a place to do upholstery
Rectum...........Dang near killed him
Secretion.......hiding something
Seizure......a roman emperor
Tablet....a small table
Terminal Illness......vomiting at the airport
Tumor......more than one
Urine.....opposite of "You're out"
Varicose...is nearby
Vein....is conceited