I can just imagine bringing home a boy like that
- and my mums face after we left and she finds
lipstick all over the loo
anyway, saw this earlier and immediately, first
word i think of 'eris'
I think Ive freaked my mom out a bit. I mean she figured out the bondage thing as a teenager, ( she prayed when she found out) and she has seen me with crossdressers , but im sure she doesnt know I kick men in the balls and spit in their mouths.
funny thing is, the thing that worried her the most is she thought I was gay
lol, Im not gay.
BUT, I find it funny ( sad really) that THAT is the issue.
Yeah me too, my mom thought i was gay because i spent 5 years on my own
(by choice) i used to take her shopping to the supermarket and as i was bagging up she
would look at the cashier, if it was a man, and say stuff like ''she's a nice girl - if only she could get
a husband, i keep telling her, if only she would wear proper court shoes''
WTF mom
and she would try and fix me up dates with 'nice young men' - in other words real drips.