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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5115 on: March 22, 2011, 08:09:53 PM »

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5116 on: March 22, 2011, 08:21:53 PM »
lol love it

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5117 on: March 23, 2011, 12:58:12 AM »
Okay, you guys wanted some racy pictures?  I found a snapshot of Hykeaswell and Sirius in an awkward moment.



There's me thinking that that what happens at the palace stays at the palace.

Damned paparazzi. :GA:
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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« Reply #5118 on: March 23, 2011, 01:34:29 PM »
fast forward after the first minute of the gay referee then watch the rest


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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5119 on: March 23, 2011, 05:04:12 PM »
Did the dancing coach get tagged to appear on Dancing With The Stars?
And did the streaker get a contract for a team?
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5120 on: March 23, 2011, 07:28:08 PM »
With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies.
So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, “Good grief, look how smart I am!”
Must be where “Smart Ass” came from!

A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5121 on: March 23, 2011, 08:17:11 PM »
So I've been chatting with this 13 year old girl online. Shes funny, flirty and sexy. Now she tells me shes an undercover cop, how fucking cool is that for someone her age?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5122 on: March 23, 2011, 08:17:47 PM »
BREAKING NEWS:
Rebecca Black dies after walking into a football stadium and being overwhelmed with the number of seats to choose from.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5123 on: March 23, 2011, 08:18:22 PM »
I have Big Boobs,
I am amazing at Call of Duty,
and I can make a really good sandwich,
Unfortunately I am a guy....

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5124 on: March 23, 2011, 08:18:41 PM »
That awkward moment when someone comments on a really old picture and you realize they were probably stalking your page

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5125 on: March 23, 2011, 08:27:45 PM »
my fucking neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 this morning. can you believe that?! 2:30am! luckily for him I was still up playing my drums.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5126 on: March 23, 2011, 08:29:30 PM »

Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, “Good grief, look how smart I am!”
:laugh:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5127 on: March 24, 2011, 06:22:19 AM »

Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, “Good grief, look how smart I am!”
:laugh:

I think I need a new mirror, just to be able to tell me that every morning. :lol:
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5128 on: March 24, 2011, 07:51:00 PM »
So I've been chatting with this 13 year old girl online. Shes funny, flirty and sexy. Now she tells me shes an undercover cop, how fucking cool is that for someone her age?
:lol:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5129 on: March 24, 2011, 08:31:25 PM »
Did you hear the one about the constipated accountant

- he worked it out with a pencil  :zoinks:
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