2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule (tentative)
7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning
7:15 P.M. Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations
7:30 PM. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship: Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:05 P.M Ceremonial tree hugging
8:15-8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding: Barney Frank, presiding
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally: Cindy Sheehan, Susan Sarandon
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech: "The Proper Etiquette for Surrender", French President Jacques Chirac
9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay: Sean Penn
9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military: A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
9:50 P.M. Dan Rather receives "Truth in Broadcasting" award, presented by Michael Moore
9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
10:00 P.M. Presentation: "How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers ", by Howard Dean
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton for President by Mahmud Ahnadinejad
11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents the Internet
11:15 P.M. "Our Troops are War Criminals", presented by John Kerry
11:30 P.M Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton
12:00 AM. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:05 A.M Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home