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www.dearblankpleaseblank.com Dear Public Bathrooms with 1-Ply Toilet Paper,
Please realize that I'm just going to use twice as much, so you're not really saving any money.
Sincerely, 2-Ply user.
Dear Boys,
I was only being polite. It does not mean I want to have your babies.
Sincerely, The Girl Who Smiled at You.
Dear Crazy People,
I'm not going to blow this grocery store up, I just need some salad.
Sincerely, an American Muslim.
Dear grocery sacker guy,
Yes that's it... All the fragile stuff at the bottom and the heavy things on top. Just like that... Perfect.
Sincerely, broken eggs and smashed bananas.
Dear alarm clock,
Thank you for not going off the one morning I have an exam that's worth 20% of my grade.
Sincerely, Sprinting to class.
Dear Busy Students,
You should check if you have any Facebook notifications. Oh, and check your email. Also, there's this great new video on Youtube that you should watch.
Sincerely, The Internet.
Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendar ends there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy...
Sincerely, the Mayans.
Dear Lady in a Math Problem,
Maybe it's none of my business, but, why in the world do you need 60 watermelons, and why is Jimmy taking 24 away from you?
Sincerely, Confused Student.
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