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Offline Queen Victoria

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4620 on: August 10, 2010, 09:28:56 AM »
In California's Sonoma Valley, where vineyards cater to wine snobbery, a woman phoned the classified ad department of a newspaper. She offered for sale what sounded like "well-aged Caumeneur."

The ad-taker was unfamiliar with that particular wine, but was used to the infusion of French words into the local vocabulary.

"Could you please spell that?" she asked.

"You know," said the woman impatiently,

"C-o-w M-a-n-u-r-e".

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4621 on: August 14, 2010, 02:05:50 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4622 on: August 14, 2010, 02:09:09 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4623 on: August 15, 2010, 12:17:23 AM »
I have two words for you, fuck colons!
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4624 on: August 15, 2010, 12:18:40 AM »
And colonoscopies too!
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4625 on: August 15, 2010, 01:04:32 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4626 on: August 15, 2010, 07:46:55 PM »
Elvis Presley died almost 33 years ago to the day. I think he died because he couldn't give a shit anymore......
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4627 on: August 24, 2010, 02:18:04 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4628 on: August 24, 2010, 07:42:42 PM »
A wife of one of my friends posted this on Facebook:
"So, a kitten found us on our walk tonight. Then, the kitten followed us home. Then, the kitten meowed a lot. Can you guess what happened next?"
I replied with this:

They didn't like it.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4629 on: August 24, 2010, 08:05:11 PM »


Mmmmmmmmmmm....... wabbit stew.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4630 on: August 25, 2010, 07:57:35 PM »
From LFMF:

The question should be, "Does anyone know if Bill has a hydraulic jack?" Not, "Does anyone know if Bill has a jack offhand?"
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4631 on: August 25, 2010, 08:24:38 PM »
Quote from: Weakling on August 25, 2010, 07:57:35 PM
From LFMF:

The question should be, "Does anyone know if Bill has a hydraulic jack?" Not, "Does anyone know if Bill has a jack offhand?"

Was that his right jack offhand or left jack offhand?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4632 on: August 26, 2010, 09:09:12 AM »
Quote from: Steve-O on August 25, 2010, 08:24:38 PM
Quote from: Weakling on August 25, 2010, 07:57:35 PM
From LFMF:

The question should be, "Does anyone know if Bill has a hydraulic jack?" Not, "Does anyone know if Bill has a jack offhand?"

Was that his right jack offhand or left jack offhand?

Since he's ambidextrous, it could be either.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4633 on: August 26, 2010, 05:09:37 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4634 on: August 26, 2010, 06:25:23 PM »
Been posted before but a long time ago, years  still very good

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