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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #450 on: January 24, 2007, 01:56:49 PM »
I was wondering if the answer depends on your comp settings, so I tried it on both my XP and OSX machines, and got the same 'you're a dork' result.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #451 on: January 24, 2007, 06:41:30 PM »
I went back and clicked it again.  Now it says "People don't get your sarcasm, so you've made yourself into a liar.  HAve a nice day."

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #452 on: January 24, 2007, 09:54:29 PM »
Quote from: Aspie Kitty on January 24, 2007, 06:41:30 PM
I went back and clicked it again.  Now it says "People don't get your sarcasm, so you've made yourself into a liar.  HAve a nice day."

:P

I kept taking the test to see if I could ever get a different result because of you.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #453 on: January 24, 2007, 10:39:34 PM »
Quote from: Aspie Kitty on January 24, 2007, 06:41:30 PM
I went back and clicked it again.  Now it says "People don't get your sarcasm, so you've made yourself into a liar.  HAve a nice day."

:P

Oh, I got it, but I couldn't very welll bust you until you had a few trophies in the bag.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #454 on: January 25, 2007, 03:28:25 AM »
I, too, was onto AspieKitty's joke. I actually had a look at the site's source code, which is as simple as I thought it was :)
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #455 on: January 25, 2007, 05:30:54 AM »


What is the first thing you think after reading that?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #456 on: January 25, 2007, 07:17:11 AM »











And


I am having trouble preventing myself from cracking up every couple of minutes.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #457 on: January 25, 2007, 07:55:23 AM »
Quote from: Nomaken on January 25, 2007, 05:30:54 AM
What is the first thing you think after reading that?

I wonder if a certain friend of mine would get pissed at me if I sent it to her.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #458 on: January 25, 2007, 08:01:23 AM »
Quote from: Nomaken on January 25, 2007, 05:30:54 AM
What is the first thing you think after reading that?

I think several things. "I like that quote."
"Richard Dawkins"
"The Beer Garden"
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #459 on: January 25, 2007, 08:06:44 AM »
Every time I think I've seen the limit of stupidity, I find something else... http://www.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/01/24/germs.sponges.reut/index.html

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #460 on: January 25, 2007, 08:09:58 AM »
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WASHINGTON (Reuters) -- Reports about a study that found microwave ovens can be used to sterilize kitchen sponges sent people hurrying to test the idea this week -- with sometimes disastrous results.

A team at the University of Florida found that two minutes in the microwave at full power could kill a range of bacteria, viruses and parasites on kitchen sponges.

They described how they soaked the sponges in wastewater and then zapped them. (Microwave zaps germs on sponges.)

But several experimenters evidently left out the crucial step of wetting the sponge.

"Just wanted you to know that your article on microwaving sponges and scrubbers aroused my interest. However, when I put my sponge/scrubber into the microwave, it caught fire, smoked up the house, ruined my microwave, and pissed me off," one correspondent wrote in an e-mail to Reuters....

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #461 on: January 25, 2007, 08:11:43 AM »
The thing that really topped the whole thing off for me was the last line in the advisory the university sent out: "Last, people should be careful when removing the sponge from the microwave as it will be hot."  :laugh:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #462 on: January 25, 2007, 08:14:00 AM »
It makes you wonder how people manage to get themselves dressed and arrive safely at work most mornings without doing something utterly retarded.  :laugh:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #463 on: January 25, 2007, 09:12:15 AM »
 :laugh:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #464 on: January 25, 2007, 10:03:46 AM »
"Just wanted you to know that your article on microwaving sponges and scrubbers aroused my interest. However, when I put my sponge/scrubber into the microwave, it caught fire, smoked up the house, ruined my microwave, and pissed me off," one correspondent wrote in an e-mail to Reuters.

It made me wonder if the person who complained was actually standing there watching the dry sponge catch fire and burn, but was too dumb to stop the microwave and put out the fire.  I have microwaved some unusual things before, but I was smart enough to wet them first if it was appropriate to do so and also to watch them carefully.
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