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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4200 on: October 31, 2009, 03:22:38 PM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on October 31, 2009, 03:13:51 PM

        38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.

Ha! Now I know why you want to learn how to use a sewing machine!!! I'm so fucking brilliant I amaze even myself. You've been foiled yet again Mr. Eathboundmisfit.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4201 on: October 31, 2009, 03:23:15 PM »
I';ms o gonna try all of those
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4202 on: October 31, 2009, 03:24:50 PM »


Quote from: Celticgoddess on October 31, 2009, 03:22:38 PM
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on October 31, 2009, 03:13:51 PM

        38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.

Ha! Now I know why you want to learn how to use a sewing machine!!! I'm so fucking brilliant I amaze even myself. You've been foiled yet again Mr. Eathboundmisfit.


Nooo, those are better done by hand. More stealthy.


I actually want to learn how to use one so I can do interior work on my car.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4203 on: October 31, 2009, 03:27:51 PM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on October 31, 2009, 03:24:50 PM


Quote from: Celticgoddess on October 31, 2009, 03:22:38 PM
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on October 31, 2009, 03:13:51 PM

        38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.

Ha! Now I know why you want to learn how to use a sewing machine!!! I'm so fucking brilliant I amaze even myself. You've been foiled yet again Mr. Eathboundmisfit.


Nooo, those are better done by hand. More stealthy.


I actually want to learn how to use one so I can do interior work on my car.

Bah. Way to steal my thunder. :P

That would be cool though. You could learn over the winter. It's easy enough to pick up.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4204 on: October 31, 2009, 04:00:26 PM »
Quote from: Celticgoddess on October 31, 2009, 03:22:38 PM
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on October 31, 2009, 03:13:51 PM

        38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.

Ha! Now I know why you want to learn how to use a sewing machine!!! I'm so fucking brilliant I amaze even myself. You've been foiled yet again Mr. Eathboundmisfit.

All you really have to do is leave them sticky side up around the store for people to step on >:D
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4205 on: November 01, 2009, 05:28:26 AM »
Or put them inside people's shoes.

Yeah I don't even have to work at trying 96. :P
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4206 on: November 01, 2009, 08:49:49 AM »
Thanks EBMF. Read half of them aloud in Dutch here.  :laugh: :laugh:

82 I do see happening though. Not just once. I always am amazed that some do take it off in September then.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4207 on: November 01, 2009, 01:03:40 PM »


Betcha this corrupts what you're thinking when you hear a Vaccum cleaner running!
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4208 on: November 01, 2009, 02:47:52 PM »
 :lol: :plus:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4209 on: November 01, 2009, 08:26:22 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4210 on: November 01, 2009, 08:39:36 PM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on October 31, 2009, 03:13:51 PM
101 Ways To Annoy People
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101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
Hey, that's worked out kinda well for me!!!

Lolled many a time reading thru.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4211 on: November 02, 2009, 02:55:27 PM »
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4212 on: November 02, 2009, 02:59:35 PM »


Haha, that guy is clearly an ass pie.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4213 on: November 02, 2009, 04:02:49 PM »


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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4214 on: November 02, 2009, 04:08:19 PM »
awww....poor pup. :lol:
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