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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4005 on: September 17, 2009, 07:21:18 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 17, 2009, 06:48:50 AM
http://www.downwithpinatas.com/my-story/

That made me lol and go WTF at the same time. But I wish this was a troll, because for this to be even be real... I mean... wow.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4006 on: September 17, 2009, 01:49:18 PM »
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I am often accused of racism because of my vehement opposition to pinatas – northern California has a large Mexican population after all. But I want to be clear that this has nothing to do with the people of Mexico. Yes, they are largely a violent society, with the pinatas, the bull fights, the criminals coming across our borders and what not. But for the most part they seem to be hard workers – they mow our yards, clean our houses and pick up our trash. I applaud them for trying to make a better life for themselves. But I deplore the importation of their violent “sports” like pinata bashing parties.

wtf? does this guy realize what a idiot he sounds like? californian parents are the biggest idiots ever.

"my daughter wasnt taught the difference between piñatas and daddys face, and im so dumb i let a 4 year old sleep with a bat. so we need to ban piñatas and be racist against the mexican americans"

this shit is not funny at all.  :thumbdn:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4007 on: September 17, 2009, 02:07:27 PM »
It's pretty funny, dude gets owned by his 4yo  :green:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4008 on: September 17, 2009, 06:38:47 PM »
Where's fucking Carlos Mencia when you need him?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4009 on: September 17, 2009, 10:53:11 PM »
Quote from: The_Chosen_One on September 17, 2009, 06:38:47 PM
Where's fucking Carlos Mencia when you need him?
I would like to see him die on TV.   Mencia is worthless.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4010 on: September 17, 2009, 11:01:16 PM »
So a husband asks "honey, what would you do if I won the lottery?"

She says, " I take half of it and leave your stinkin ass".


He says, "good, i won 12 dollars, here's six, now get the hell out".!
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4011 on: September 20, 2009, 08:33:56 PM »


I laughed at this too much.    I would like to hang out with this guy, especially when stoned.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4012 on: September 20, 2009, 11:07:39 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 15, 2009, 06:17:57 PM
Quote from: Phlexor on September 15, 2009, 03:02:11 PM
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on September 15, 2009, 01:46:56 PM


http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com

Meh, some people need to lighten the fuck up.

Kids can take a lot of crap (jk).

But seriously, some of those pics pretty harmless and mostly judgemental.
I agree, most looked more tacky than alarming.  The kid who was folded up in the laundry cart thing made me wince though.

It said that it was actually a doll that was folded in the laundry cart.  It looked really lifelike, though.

This one was really bad, IMO.  It said the mom was arrested.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4013 on: September 25, 2009, 04:45:00 PM »
http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny

PMS Elle, you especially should check this out  :lol:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4014 on: September 25, 2009, 06:21:37 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4016 on: September 25, 2009, 10:38:39 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4017 on: September 25, 2009, 10:41:31 PM »


^^That is funny as fuck.


edit: I just sent that to my sister... it's her birthday today. ;D
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4018 on: September 25, 2009, 10:42:01 PM »
That turettes dick made me scream. Fucking brilliant.
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