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Barney was a purple dinosaur everyone hated. Lot of children loved him in the studio but wait, they didn't love him, they hated him. The only reason why they worked with him was because they did it for the money. They had a head ache every time they worked on the set and every day they were happy when it be time for them to go home.But the guy in the suit also hated him too and every time he had to wear the suit, he got hell. Everyone beat him on the set because the studio crew also hated him. They couldn't stand his voice because it gave some of them a head ache and his voice annoyed others. They would try and put up with his voice but felt agitated every time.In Jane Austin's Mafia, he was spoofed and he was killed at the end by an Eskimo. He had traveled all the way to Las Veges to kill him. He was spoofed in a Animaniacs computer game and it was called Baloney & Friends. The object of the mini game was to keep one of the Animaniacs bouncing in the air collecting all the balloons and keep him away from the yellow dinosaur. If he got you, you lost a life. Then someone had sang a song about him called "Barney's On Fire."But one day everyone decided to cancel the damn show since the ratings went so low. Parents stopped allowing their kids to watch Barney because they had a god damn head ache every time their child watched it. The new parents never introduced the show to their child.But the poor guy was trapped in the suit. No one wanted to help the guy take it off so he had to spend the rest of his life in it."Who the hell invented that damn dinosaur," the camera guy asked."Beats me," said the producer.Barney left the studio but couldn't get in his car because the suit was too big. So he had to walk home. On the way home, beer bottles were thrown at him and trash. Some even drove into him and he went flying in the air.When he got home, he couldn't even feed himself or get in his own bed because of the face and his tail. So he had to sleep on his bed on his side.
Alex179: Everything that is living is dying. It will stop dying when it is dead.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
