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Offline Trigger 11

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3375 on: December 20, 2008, 09:45:39 AM »
If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime..what the hell does a freedom fighter fight.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3376 on: December 20, 2008, 10:16:43 AM »
Quote from: Trigger11 on December 20, 2008, 09:45:39 AM
If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime..what the hell does a freedom fighter fight.

Woodchucks?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3377 on: December 20, 2008, 01:01:32 PM »
Quote from: Peter on December 20, 2008, 06:56:07 AM
He posted a weird picture, but it didn't display on my browser and I had to quote the post to find the link to it.

Yeah, I totally get the heaven joke.

The stupid pic I posted makes no sense, but it makes me laugh just looking at it. I don't know why. It's stupid.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3378 on: December 20, 2008, 01:05:19 PM »
Quote from: Mike on December 20, 2008, 10:16:43 AM
Quote from: Trigger11 on December 20, 2008, 09:45:39 AM
If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime..what the hell does a freedom fighter fight.

Woodchucks?

Nunchucks?
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3379 on: December 20, 2008, 02:46:47 PM »
Disney meets Nightwish
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3380 on: December 20, 2008, 03:32:37 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on December 20, 2008, 01:05:19 PM
Quote from: Mike on December 20, 2008, 10:16:43 AM
Quote from: Trigger11 on December 20, 2008, 09:45:39 AM
If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime..what the hell does a freedom fighter fight.

Woodchucks?

Nunchucks?

Yeah, more likely.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3381 on: December 20, 2008, 05:15:28 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3382 on: December 21, 2008, 09:05:23 AM »
How not to pick up guys:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1796914

"Don't touch her; if you do you'll catch something.  Yeah, you will; I did!"
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3383 on: December 21, 2008, 09:42:49 AM »
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3384 on: December 21, 2008, 10:18:04 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3385 on: December 21, 2008, 04:19:38 PM »
A woman asks the teller in the Post Office for stamps for her Christmas cards.

The teller asks "What denomination?".

The woman thinks for a second and says "Give me twenty Catholic & ten Presbyterian.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3386 on: December 21, 2008, 04:27:33 PM »
A doctor calls his patient and says, "I have really bad news and some even worse news."

The patient says, "OK, so give me the bad news first and then the worse news."

The doc, says, "The really bad news is that you only have twenty four hours to live."

Patient says, "OMG! This is the worst news anyone could ever have! What could possibly be worse than this?"

Doc stammers a little and finally admits, "The even worse news is that I should have called you yesterday. Goodbye."


bedside manner fail!













I know we've all heard this, but it is how I gfeel. I'm not a doctor, I'm a patient..
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3387 on: December 22, 2008, 06:21:26 PM »


I've actually done this to a guy.  To be fair, at the time I didn't realize that he had been intending to ask me out that night.  Probably didn't help his self-confidence much.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3388 on: December 22, 2008, 08:44:34 PM »
I just found this funny because I am amazed by people here in Portland do not know how to drive in the snow. Don't they learn from their mistakes? We have gotten snow before about every year in the past so how can they not know how? We don't plow roads here or salt them but yet people still try to leave their houses in their cars instead of staying home. Places close and people don't go into work due to being snowed in so why go anywhere? Walk to places nearby. We do plow roads a little but but we don't have much plows here. C'mon I have been driving for eight years but have been driving in the snow for six years so I know how. After almost sliding into the barb wire fence when I was 17, I sure learned to drive slower in the snow. Sadly the tracks were left to tell my parents what I did but no action was taken. I guess they figured I learned my lesson and will drive slower next time in that weather.



Yes this video is for real, not fake dumb ass behavior. It was on the news.



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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3389 on: December 23, 2008, 09:39:03 AM »
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Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
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Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
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Oh, is life as bad as dreams
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