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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2820 on: July 15, 2008, 03:05:20 PM »
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2821 on: July 16, 2008, 08:43:53 AM »


Actually, it means that in twenty years, when I'm a cougar, I'll prolly have the bad luck to end up in his pants.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2822 on: July 16, 2008, 09:24:07 AM »


Actually, it means that in twenty years, when I'm a cougar, I'll prolly have the bad luck to end up in his pants.

Who knows, he may be the young stud that will have you quivering with antici..........................................Pation!   :eyebrows:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2823 on: July 16, 2008, 04:19:34 PM »
NEVER TICK OFF A NURSE


Abig shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He
wasa royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he
did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do
with him.

The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into
his room and announced, 'I have to take your temperature.' After
complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his
arms and opened his mouth.



'No,I'm sorry,' the nurse stated, 'but for this reading, I can't use   
an oral thermometer.' This started another round of complaining but
eventually he rolled over and bared his behind.

After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce,
'I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!'
*She left the door to his room open on her way out. He cursed under his
breath as he heard people walking past his door, laughing.

After a half hour, the man's doctor came into the room.


'What's going on here?' asked the doctor.

Angrily, the man answered, 'What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever
seen someone having their temperature taken?'

After a pause, the doctor confessed....

'Not with a carnation.'*


OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, do I have a story to add to this!!!!!    But, I must think about it first before I post it!   :evillaugh:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2824 on: July 17, 2008, 06:05:49 AM »
^ :D I saw something similar on House.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2825 on: July 17, 2008, 08:02:03 AM »


oh dear sweet jesus
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2826 on: July 17, 2008, 11:30:59 AM »
 :LMAO:
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2827 on: July 17, 2008, 11:57:55 AM »
 :plus: for Ozy

 :plus: for Her Majesty

:LMAO:
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

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The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2828 on: July 17, 2008, 03:58:33 PM »

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2829 on: July 17, 2008, 04:49:46 PM »

It was the second panel that cracked me up.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2830 on: July 17, 2008, 04:56:29 PM »
Out of context quote from my mum today:

"When I'm dead, get that woman; she's cheap and easy."

(She was talking about the reasonably priced and well mannered painter she'd had in to do the hall earlier that day.)
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2831 on: July 18, 2008, 07:59:42 AM »


This is going to be my new icon.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2832 on: July 18, 2008, 08:28:51 AM »
:lol:

New signature is good! :)
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2833 on: July 18, 2008, 07:06:23 PM »
Unsolicited artwork to save PMS Elle's avatar:

You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2834 on: July 19, 2008, 09:07:04 AM »
Unsolicited artwork to save PMS Elle's avatar:



Thanks.  Does it look better now?

I tried to fix the text for awhile yesterday but gave up- seemed like a lost cause.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.