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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2670 on: June 14, 2008, 07:38:37 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on June 14, 2008, 04:08:38 AM
What is it? (I am pathetic and can't click on one of those unless I know a bit of what it's about.

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(Mootar) morons.
(Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless
(Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network
(Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways
(Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer
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Primus521: hey dude the funniest thing happened to me today
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
Primus521: lol
Primus521: turns out he misheard him
Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face
Primus521: omfg
Primus521: til the day i die
Primus521: i will never forget it
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<DannyB> some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet
<DannyB> i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back
<DannyB> and can reload from there if i die
<DannyB> she was confused

Apologies if I have posted these before.


Omfg where are those quotes from- if there's a site full fo them I need to waste oodles of time on it.  Hilarious.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2671 on: June 14, 2008, 07:43:23 AM »
They are from www.bash.org

I hope you enjoy the laughs. I have cried laughing at some of the stuff on there. :)
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2672 on: June 14, 2008, 04:17:39 PM »
A post in alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic:

Quote from: http://newsgroups.derkeiler.com/Archive/Alt/alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic/2005-08/msg00028.html
I'm safe from anything that harms
The dangers all completely perish
In Daddy's tender loving arms
Cos he's the man I love and cherish

There's hassles in the world below
But all of them I rise above
Cos Daddy's kisses make them go
Daddy's penis brings me love

My Daddy's thrusts between my legs
Bring joy, fulfilment, drive me wild
One day he'll spray my fertile eggs
And make my womb swell with his child.

We'll raise some children, I'm quite sure,
They'll suckle at my loving breast
The world outside may be at war
But we have peace, and pure incest.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2673 on: June 14, 2008, 09:22:54 PM »
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2674 on: June 15, 2008, 09:02:49 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on June 14, 2008, 07:43:23 AM
They are from www.bash.org

I hope you enjoy the laughs. I have cried laughing at some of the stuff on there. :)

 :lol:   :plus:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2675 on: June 16, 2008, 05:27:03 AM »
Wharrgarbl!
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2676 on: June 16, 2008, 06:19:31 AM »
Wharrgarbl!
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2677 on: June 16, 2008, 07:22:29 AM »
Imagine the difficulty he'll face, after the breakup, of finding a girl who's willing to fuck him while his ex grins at her.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2678 on: June 16, 2008, 11:44:13 AM »
Quote from: Peter on June 16, 2008, 07:22:29 AM
Imagine the difficulty he'll face, after the breakup, of finding a girl who's willing to fuck him while his ex grins at her.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2679 on: June 16, 2008, 02:28:37 PM »
Is "I :heart: Mum" OK? :P
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2680 on: June 16, 2008, 02:43:53 PM »
This one makes me think of Plank:
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2681 on: June 16, 2008, 03:53:04 PM »
Quote from: odeon on June 16, 2008, 02:28:37 PM
Is "I :heart: Mum" OK? :P

It's iffy.

I used to know a guy with this tattoo though:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2682 on: June 16, 2008, 04:36:55 PM »
Quote from: Tesla on June 16, 2008, 11:44:13 AM
Quote from: Peter on June 16, 2008, 07:22:29 AM
Imagine the difficulty he'll face, after the breakup, of finding a girl who's willing to fuck him while his ex grins at her.
First rule in tattoos, never tattoo the name of anyone including Jesus on your body.
Second rule in tattoos, never tattoo the face of anyone including Jesus on your body.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2683 on: June 16, 2008, 04:39:34 PM »
Quote from: Peter on June 16, 2008, 02:43:53 PM
This one makes me think of Plank:

Seriously disturbing to see some guy wearing that many polo shirts and to have some girl actually like him despite it!   :P
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2684 on: June 16, 2008, 05:29:20 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on June 16, 2008, 04:39:34 PM
Quote from: Peter on June 16, 2008, 02:43:53 PM
This one makes me think of Plank:

Seriously disturbing to see some guy wearing that many polo shirts and to have some girl actually like him despite it!   :P

Maybe it's his sister.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
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