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Sophgay

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2415 on: March 25, 2008, 10:34:16 AM »
Do we have South Park smilies?
We need them :laugh:

What happens to people when they get PMS?
Is that when girls get in a really bad mood and get pissed off when you haven't done anything?
I know what it's called, but I don't really know what it is
I think I knew some girls who had that pretty bad though
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2416 on: March 25, 2008, 03:27:56 PM »
Suffice to say that It's Bad and You Can't Win. :P
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2417 on: March 25, 2008, 05:03:46 PM »
Quote from: odeon on March 25, 2008, 03:27:56 PM
Suffice to say that It's Bad and You Can't Win. :P

QFT, being married and also the father of a teenager with PMS at the moment!   :o
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2418 on: March 26, 2008, 01:32:19 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2419 on: March 26, 2008, 03:02:44 PM »
 :lol:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2420 on: March 26, 2008, 03:03:44 PM »
Quote from: odeon on March 25, 2008, 03:27:56 PM
Suffice to say that It's Bad and You Can't Win. :P

QFT


... but also, because the statement, itself, is almost universally on target.
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Sophgay

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2421 on: March 26, 2008, 03:08:01 PM »
"   Off tha Wizzy: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplay'n, etc.
Do you enjoy anime bustin' as yo favorite action drug deala? Do you like tak'n quizzes or jizzay play'n forum games? If so, you've found tha R-to-tha-izzight place. Use this forum ta go off tha wizzle . Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos! "

:laugh:

Also, I thought this was kinda funny... someone sent me a message on another site yesterday, saying:

"Hay don't take this the rong way i was just wondering if you were a lass or a lad lol hope me hasnt afended ya by me askin that its just had to tell with yr pic's on profile. :)"

lol
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2422 on: March 26, 2008, 03:28:33 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2423 on: March 26, 2008, 05:28:17 PM »
Various correspondence with the Television Licensing Authority:

Quote from: http://www.tvlicensing.biz/
If, however, you are unwilling to make such a financial commitment as stated above, then I must inform you that your account currently stands at £60 - being the still outstanding £30 for opening your letter of November 2001, and an additional £30 for opening your letter of 6th January 2002 (due to the fundamental differences between the letters of November 2001 and 6th January 2002, it has been assumed that the latter is not a simple rewording of the former - please inform me if this is not the case). These rates of charge have been previously notified to you, most recently in my letter dated 3rd October 2001. Any visit by your officer will also be subject to the previously notified rate of £40 per visit for answering the door.

Again, in an effort to co-operate with you, may I point out that the last time your officer called I was at work as he/she called during the normal working day. If you wish to find me in I suggest that you call sometime before 9am, after 7pm or on a Saturday/Sunday to avoid a wasted visit as I am unlikely to be present at other times. As noted previously, I would prefer afternoon visits over the weekend but I appreciate that you need to have a degree of spontaneity - I would just like to point out that I may still be inebriated from the previous night's drinking should you choose to call too early in the morning during the weekend.

Finally, having referred to your website I note you make allusion to the number of men you discover in boxer shorts who apparently don't live at the premises being visited. May I make it clear it is quite possible that if you make unsolicited visits to my premises you may encounter men in boxer shorts who don't live here - I, however, will be present at such times and you may ask whoever answers the door to direct your operative to myself.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2424 on: March 29, 2008, 06:19:24 AM »
Quote from: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20080328/tod-nzealand-wombat-offbeat-7f81b96.html
A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he had been raped by a wombat and the experience had caused him to start speaking "Australian".

Arthur Cradock, a 48-year-old orchard worker from Motueka on South Island, rang police on February 11 to say he was being raped by the slow moving Australian marsupial at his home, The Nelson Mail reported.

He rang back soon afterwards to say he was withdrawing his complaint against the wombat, a court was told Wednesday.

"Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know," he told police in the second call.

Cradock pleaded guilty to using a phone for a fictitious purpose and was sentenced to 75 hours community work.

Prosecutors said alcohol played a large part in Cradock's life, although his defence lawyer said he was not drunk on the afternoon of the phone calls.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2425 on: March 30, 2008, 10:00:06 AM »
Quote from: GalileoAce on March 25, 2008, 09:45:13 AM
Wait... Male PMS? What is that?
Saying a man has male PMS is a way of saying that he is being moody to the point of being womanly.  It is thus a double insult:  Accusing the man of being too moody and sensitive, and emasculating him at the same time.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2426 on: March 30, 2008, 10:07:22 AM »
I think I have PMS.
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ozymandias

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2427 on: March 30, 2008, 10:16:52 AM »
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on March 30, 2008, 10:00:06 AM
Quote from: GalileoAce on March 25, 2008, 09:45:13 AM
Wait... Male PMS? What is that?
Saying a man has male PMS is a way of saying that he is being moody to the point of being womanly.  It is thus a double insult:  Accusing the man of being too moody and sensitive, and emasculating him at the same time.

Gee, I'll have to stop emasculating and insulting myself!   :P
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2428 on: March 30, 2008, 10:22:23 AM »
Quote from: ozymandias on March 30, 2008, 10:16:52 AM
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on March 30, 2008, 10:00:06 AM
Quote from: GalileoAce on March 25, 2008, 09:45:13 AM
Wait... Male PMS? What is that?
Saying a man has male PMS is a way of saying that he is being moody to the point of being womanly.  It is thus a double insult:  Accusing the man of being too moody and sensitive, and emasculating him at the same time.

Gee, I'll have to stop emasculating and insulting myself!   :P
You took that very personally.

...do you prefer maxi pads, or do you want all-out tampax?
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

Persona

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2429 on: March 30, 2008, 10:26:01 AM »
Tampax suck, OB are better  :zoinks:
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