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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1905 on: December 30, 2007, 07:51:36 AM »
[Fun with Faeries]

I don't get it...

That's worrying.

Why? Explain it please :)

The implication is that you'd regard it as the normal way to play with small creatures.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1906 on: December 30, 2007, 08:43:32 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1907 on: December 30, 2007, 12:14:44 PM »


The implication is that you'd regard it as the normal way to play with small creatures.

I didn't think that. Indeed, my own wish
to play with the wee made it more humorous.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1908 on: December 30, 2007, 12:37:25 PM »
This is why I call them smelly cats

No matter how many time I take them out this is where they sleep :laugh:
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1909 on: December 30, 2007, 12:56:03 PM »
Sex in the Dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the
light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."

 


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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1910 on: December 30, 2007, 01:05:20 PM »
 :plus:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1911 on: December 30, 2007, 05:34:21 PM »
:laugh: :plus:
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1912 on: December 31, 2007, 08:35:51 AM »
^ :laugh:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1913 on: December 31, 2007, 10:28:12 AM »
 :plus: I always love when someone
puts these things up. Some were really
good.

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Re: make someone laugh
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1915 on: December 31, 2007, 08:00:33 PM »
:zoinks:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1916 on: January 02, 2008, 08:56:45 AM »
:P   Internets are super serious.

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why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?
« Reply #1917 on: January 02, 2008, 11:54:58 PM »
Son Attacked After Urinating On Mom
 
Wednesday, Dec 26, 2007 - 02:28 PM Updated: 02:53 PM

A Spartanburg mother is accused of stabbing her son several times Christmas morning, but her son is the person facing charges.
 
City police say it appears the mother, 45-year-old Tammy Jones, stabbed her son because he urinated on her while she slept in her bed.
 
21-year-old Michael Anthony Carson, nicknamed Pooh Bear, is charged with aggravated assault and battery. Police arrested him at his mother's home on Wednesday.
 
City police say Jones stabbed her son six times with a butcher knife. He suffered wounds to his shoulder, calf, and chest. Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."
 
Investigators say this type domestic dispute is rare, but they take it seriously, “Oh, we take everything like this seriously. An assault as been alleged, certainly we're going to follow up on it,” said Lt. Ron Cantrell with the Spartanburg City Police Department.
 
Spartanburg hospital treated and released Carson after minor surgery to make sure his mother's knife did not penetrate his heart.
 
The city does not plan to charge the mother unless the solicitor's office sees otherwise.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1918 on: January 03, 2008, 07:53:02 AM »
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City police say Jones stabbed her son six times with a butcher knife. He suffered wounds to his shoulder, calf, and chest. Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1919 on: January 03, 2008, 11:53:51 AM »
 :zoinks:
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
George Bernard Shaw