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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1800 on: December 05, 2007, 06:53:17 PM »
Quote from: Mozart on December 03, 2007, 02:36:27 PM
lol Parts i love Bubblewrap. it's so much fun. :laugh:

My mom used to always wrap me some up,
for christmas.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1801 on: December 05, 2007, 06:54:51 PM »
Quote from: renaeden on December 04, 2007, 11:43:17 PM

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly
speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The
monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on
the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I
start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So the next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the
beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He
proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon return to his office after
mass, he found the following note on his door:

1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.

2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy,
Junior, and the Spook.

8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.

9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey,
don't say he was stoned off his ass.

10.We do not refer to the cross as the Big T!

11.When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take
this and eat it, for it is my body", he did not say, "Eat me."

12.The Virgin Mary is not referred to as the, "Mary with the
Cherry".

13.The recommended grace before a meal is not: "Rub-A-dub-dub,
thanks for the grub, yeah God".
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1802 on: December 05, 2007, 07:49:42 PM »
Quote from: Richard Wagner on December 05, 2007, 06:53:17 PM
Quote from: Mozart on December 03, 2007, 02:36:27 PM
lol Parts i love Bubblewrap. it's so much fun. :laugh:

My mom used to always wrap me some up,
for christmas.

I used to bring it to the kids all the time. They never get bored with it! Now I get some that has enormous pint-sized bubbles. They can't pop them with their hands. They have to step on them and it makes a lot of noise!

(It also requires some balance to pop them ... sneaky old dad)
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1803 on: December 05, 2007, 08:10:10 PM »
Don't like the big ones. I'd just
kind of pop them as a nervous
habit.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1804 on: December 05, 2007, 11:57:28 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1805 on: December 06, 2007, 12:48:16 AM »
Quote from: Richard Wagner on December 05, 2007, 06:53:17 PM
Quote from: Mozart on December 03, 2007, 02:36:27 PM
lol Parts i love Bubblewrap. it's so much fun. :laugh:

My mom used to always wrap me some up,
for christmas.

that's so cute. :laugh: :)
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1806 on: December 06, 2007, 06:49:36 AM »
This is a real photo they put in the window story   http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/food/2007/12/06/2007-12-06_balduccis_offers_ham_for_chanukah.html
Balducci's in Greenwich Village advertises tasty boneless spiral ham as 'Delicious for Chanukah.' Store blamed a clerk for the gaffe.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1807 on: December 06, 2007, 08:14:17 AM »
I absoilutely despise PBF.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1808 on: December 06, 2007, 08:33:48 AM »
^plus 1 to GA above as soon as I can plus again  :P
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1809 on: December 06, 2007, 09:53:44 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1810 on: December 06, 2007, 10:03:52 PM »
Quote from: Mozart on December 06, 2007, 12:48:16 AM
Quote from: Richard Wagner on December 05, 2007, 06:53:17 PM
Quote from: Mozart on December 03, 2007, 02:36:27 PM
lol Parts i love Bubblewrap. it's so much fun. :laugh:

My mom used to always wrap me some up,
for christmas.

that's so cute. :laugh: :)

You DON'T want to know the reality there.
She and my cousin would dress me up, as a
little girl.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1811 on: December 06, 2007, 10:08:57 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1812 on: December 06, 2007, 10:29:47 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1813 on: December 06, 2007, 10:36:43 PM »
Kato, no!
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1814 on: December 07, 2007, 01:07:35 AM »
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"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
~PPK

"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
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