make someone laugh

[ozymandias]

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."


The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"


"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"


"OK" she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"


The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."


"Do you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

 

[Peter]

What the fuck are you laughing at? This is not one bit funny! This is a disaster!

 

Not really; the fan leaves aren't much good for smoking, and they give a crappy sleepy stone.  I used to cook with them sometimes, but if you grow more than a few plants you'll have more than you'd ever want to consume.

[Peter]

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."


The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"


"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"


"OK" she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"


The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."


"Do you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

I'd have explained precisely why the faeces differ.

[DirtDawg]

What the fuck are you laughing at? This is not one bit funny! This is a disaster!

 

Not really; the fan leaves aren't much good for smoking, and they give a crappy sleepy stone.  I used to cook with them sometimes, but if you grow more than a few plants you'll have more than you'd ever want to consume.

I know, Peter. I was just trying to be funny and cut-up with Dunc, but I guess he did not see it.
I have grown these beautiful plants before. It is truly a woody perennial and it lives for years where I grew up. My largest plant had a stalk larger than my not-insubstantial bicep muscles and it was four years old and over eight feet high (that includes some careful tending and lots of sexual challenging, by allowing it to flower and preventing it from becoming fertilised) when it was discovered and stolen. I generally composted the sun leaves (we called them) after they would drop in the spring, and dug them into the soil with chicken nesting materials.

The only thing that would really be disastrous is if the plants the rabbits ate were your only seedlings and you had wasted a couple of months of growth time, in the northern climates. It would not matter in the southern climes.

I used to give the seeds to a friend who fought chickens and they made the cocks really nimble on their feet, so he said. I never even bothered to keep the flowers from the plants that had turned hermaphroditic. I had plenty for me and all my friends without even bothering with the lower grade racemes.

[Calandale]

[Calandale]

[Calandale]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=&mode=related&v=8i6Al2M_dMA

[Calandale]

[DirtDawg]

Metal loving cat (short vid).

[El]

http://gallery.whatistheexcel.com/main.php/v/edu/291066616_75d02b4dba_o.jpg.html

[Calandale]

[DirtDawg]

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[El]

  because I love you, Dawg.

[DirtDawg]

*turns red ... OK, redder*

 

[Peter]

Bizarre.

Narrator:  "What's the largest number you can think of?"
Idiot:  "Umm... one hundred thousand?"
Moron:  "Nine hundred and ninety nine thousand."
Imbicille:  "A million."
Narrator:  "In actual fact, it's neither of these.  The largest number is about 45 billion, although mathematicians suspect there may be even larger numbers.

Narrator:  "Maths stands for Mathematical Anti-Telharsic Harfatum Septomin.  Think of it as the language of numbers, with one equalling A, two equalling 'the', three equalling 'hello' and so on.