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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1425 on: September 15, 2007, 03:47:30 AM »
I'm way too tight for me to think
along those kind of lines. BUT, when
I was considering the hassle involved
in buying a car (to go cross country),
it seemed easier to try and jack one,
and I was seriously considering it.

Kinda the same obsessing, but with
a different focus.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1426 on: September 15, 2007, 03:49:24 AM »
I'm way too tight for me to think
along those kind of lines. BUT, when
I was considering the hassle involved
in buying a car (to go cross country),
it seemed easier to try and jack one,
and I was seriously considering it.

Kinda the same obsessing, but with
a different focus.

I can't steal. 
There's one thing worse than eating grass.  Being in jail!

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1427 on: September 15, 2007, 03:57:04 AM »
Yeah. I just don't really make the connection sometimes.

Didn't do it, but just like you're not going to sell off things for
this. What crimes I commit tend to be moment of passion things.
Like fights.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1428 on: September 15, 2007, 04:01:05 AM »
Yeah. I just don't really make the connection sometimes.

Didn't do it, but just like you're not going to sell off things for
this. What crimes I commit tend to be moment of passion things.
Like fights.

Yes, annoying when that happens.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1429 on: September 15, 2007, 05:15:28 AM »
Nah, not a dickhead, just temporarily confused, we all get like that from time to time.
I wasn't confused, do or die, I WANTED A BROOKLYN PIZZA!!  :green:
I went here. 
http://www.dominos.com/Public-EN/Site+Content/Primary/See+the+Menu/
Lucky I didn't take a fancy to the Oreo Pizza!

An Oreo Pizza!? There is wrong and then there's the 7th Level of Hell Wrong. What was Dominos thinking!?
I dislike Oreos with an intense and burning passion.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1430 on: September 15, 2007, 05:23:25 AM »
Nah, not a dickhead, just temporarily confused, we all get like that from time to time.
I wasn't confused, do or die, I WANTED A BROOKLYN PIZZA!!  :green:
I went here. 
http://www.dominos.com/Public-EN/Site+Content/Primary/See+the+Menu/
Lucky I didn't take a fancy to the Oreo Pizza!

An Oreo Pizza!? There is wrong and then there's the 7th Level of Hell Wrong. What was Dominos thinking!?
I dislike Oreos with an intense and burning passion.

I think it's because the chocolate biscuit doesn't taste like the ones we have in Australia.

7th Level of Hell, Wrong.   :laugh:  yes, you are quite possibly correct!

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1431 on: September 15, 2007, 07:19:53 AM »
Nah, not a dickhead, just temporarily confused, we all get like that from time to time.
I wasn't confused, do or die, I WANTED A BROOKLYN PIZZA!!  :green:
I went here. 
http://www.dominos.com/Public-EN/Site+Content/Primary/See+the+Menu/
Lucky I didn't take a fancy to the Oreo Pizza!

An Oreo Pizza!? There is wrong and then there's the 7th Level of Hell Wrong. What was Dominos thinking!?
I dislike Oreos with an intense and burning passion.

I think it's because the chocolate biscuit doesn't taste like the ones we have in Australia.

7th Level of Hell, Wrong.   :laugh:  yes, you are quite possibly correct!

Yeah, I agree with the idea of Oreo pizza,  WTF.

Oreo's don't even taste like "real" chocolate.  I'll eat them, but to call them chocolate flavored is blasphemy of the highest order! :grrr:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1432 on: September 15, 2007, 07:59:28 AM »
Oreos are poser cookies.  The mint ones are kinda ok, and the double stuffs ones are ok if you just eat the cream, but basically pointless.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1433 on: September 15, 2007, 08:24:54 AM »
Oreos are poser cookies.  The mint ones are kinda ok, and the double stuffs ones are ok if you just eat the cream, but basically pointless.

Pointless non-food, indeeed. I cover them in peanutbutter, sometimes. It helps a lot, but for sweets, I usually go for something really rich and disgusting. I have made my wife sick, just watching me, by dipping things like baklava or flan in honey.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1434 on: September 15, 2007, 08:33:54 AM »
I love oreos.  Soaked in cold milk.. they're awesome.
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everything else is just borrowed.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1435 on: September 15, 2007, 11:26:53 AM »
Oreos are good, but they were better
when the inside was made of lard.

Drowning them is bad.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1436 on: September 16, 2007, 01:47:49 PM »
Did I post this pic yet??

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1437 on: September 16, 2007, 02:00:03 PM »
nice. :) that woman is funny. :laugh:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1438 on: September 17, 2007, 04:38:35 AM »
You'd be screwed if the boat moved.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1439 on: September 17, 2007, 09:36:12 PM »
Dogs just know things...


Have you ever heard that a dog "knows" when an earthquake is about to hit?


Have you ever heard that a dog can "sense" when a tornado is stirring up, even twenty miles away?


Do you remember hearing that, before the December tsunami struck Southeast Asia , dogs started running frantically away from the seashore, at breakneck speed?


I'm a firm believer that animals - and especially dogs - have keen insights into the Truth.


And you can't tell me that dogs can't sense a potentially terrible disaster well in advance.


Simply said, a good ol' hound dog just KNOWS when something ain't right . . . when impending doom is upon us . . .


















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The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.