This may or may not be funny to anyone but me, but:
Below is the grocery list I wrote for myself that I had to try and decode today in Stop and Shop. I understood most of my own jibberish today in the store: 3 small containrers of yogurt (I put them in smoothies), one bag of apples, 2 bottles of soda, one box of Total cereal, no cat litter (though I initially thought I needed some), one bottle of cranberry juice, some paper towels, and some gum. I got all that stuff together as well as a bag of frozen strawberries to go with the yogurt (though I coudln't find it on the list), then spent a good two or three minutes in the frozen foods section trying to figure out what the hell a bag of "sleeermes" was, and if I ate it often. I finally gave up and left with what I had, then realized that "sleeermes" probably was "strawberries."
This is what happens when I write most of my grocery lists while half asleep and with the kitchen lights out.