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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1095 on: July 20, 2007, 09:33:34 AM »
cool, thanks
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1096 on: July 21, 2007, 12:27:02 PM »




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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1097 on: July 21, 2007, 04:21:17 PM »
The girl in the last one was a nerd.  :D

OK, here's a math joke my mom told me:

What's the square root of sixty-nine?

Eight something.

:)
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1098 on: July 21, 2007, 04:30:55 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1099 on: July 21, 2007, 04:32:30 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1100 on: July 21, 2007, 04:35:01 PM »
don't laugh.  i get things like that all the time...  :laugh:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1101 on: July 21, 2007, 04:36:15 PM »
Do you get things like this:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1102 on: July 21, 2007, 04:44:46 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1103 on: July 21, 2007, 05:08:59 PM »
Quote from: ImTeslaBitch! on July 21, 2007, 04:36:15 PM
Do you get things like this:

only occasionally, sadly.  i've seen all three on this page, though - examiners tend to share howlers.   :eyebrows:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1104 on: July 21, 2007, 05:57:18 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on July 21, 2007, 04:44:46 PM

The best thing in that question is the frictionless ramp, i love it when they say assume no friction.
As for the exam howlers, check the examiners reports, they are full of them...
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1105 on: July 21, 2007, 06:04:53 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on July 21, 2007, 04:21:17 PM
The girl in the last one was a nerd.  :D

OK, here's a math joke my mom told me:

What's the square root of sixty-nine?

Eight something.

:)

 :laugh:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1106 on: July 21, 2007, 10:30:45 PM »


This is one of my favourite maths jokes:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1107 on: July 22, 2007, 03:13:28 AM »
Quote from: Hadron on July 21, 2007, 05:57:18 PM
As for the exam howlers, check the examiners reports, they are full of them...

sigh...  do pay attention, hadron.  i write those reports.  ::)

and renaeden - the second one made me lol.  :laugh:   :plus:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1108 on: July 22, 2007, 03:28:50 AM »
Quote from: Björk on July 21, 2007, 06:04:53 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on July 21, 2007, 04:21:17 PM
The girl in the last one was a nerd.  :D

OK, here's a math joke my mom told me:

What's the square root of sixty-nine?

Eight something.

:)

 :laugh:

Oh I love it!  Bless your Mum.

Can't wait to tell my Dad!
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1109 on: July 22, 2007, 07:20:42 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on July 22, 2007, 03:13:28 AM
Quote from: Hadron on July 21, 2007, 05:57:18 PM
As for the exam howlers, check the examiners reports, they are full of them...

sigh...  do pay attention, hadron.  i write those reports.  ::)

and renaeden - the second one made me lol.  :laugh:   :plus:
You never said you were a senior examiner, just that you mark papers. Surprisingly I know the system too.
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