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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1080 on: July 19, 2007, 11:49:25 AM »
LOL.

after, preferably.   :-*
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1081 on: July 19, 2007, 11:51:00 AM »
LOL.

after, preferably.   :-*
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best check it again, in a couple of minutes, then - we could be talking major horticulture.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1082 on: July 19, 2007, 02:37:38 PM »
i think i have a little S/M dominatrix inside me. :P i have this thing about snapping phallic objects in half.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1083 on: July 19, 2007, 02:42:35 PM »
do it online - you can earn a fortune!

someone i know (sort of) does - want a link?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1084 on: July 19, 2007, 02:45:10 PM »
um, no. i have enough accidental porn sites on my log. :laugh:

what does she "sort of" do?
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1085 on: July 19, 2007, 02:46:29 PM »
lol.  no, i "sort of" know her - she's a friend of a friend, sort of thing.  she's an online dom.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1086 on: July 19, 2007, 02:47:56 PM »
oh. :laugh:
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1087 on: July 19, 2007, 03:11:11 PM »
i think i have a little S/M dominatrix inside me. :P i have this thing about snapping phallic objects in half.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1088 on: July 19, 2007, 05:05:12 PM »
 :eyebrows: mwah mwah mwahaha
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
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"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1089 on: July 19, 2007, 11:18:23 PM »
Here's one my husband told me:

Q)  Why do computer scientists mistake Halloween and Christmas?

A)  Because OCT 31 = DEC 25




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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1090 on: July 20, 2007, 04:25:58 AM »
Here's one my husband told me:
Q)  Why do computer scientists mistake Halloween and Christmas?
A)  Because OCT 31 = DEC 25

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1091 on: July 20, 2007, 06:16:03 AM »
does not get it.
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
~PPK

"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
~Gkar

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1092 on: July 20, 2007, 06:33:46 AM »
bases, hon, i think.  it's maths - don't worry about it.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1093 on: July 20, 2007, 06:42:44 AM »
yeah that's what my brain use to say to me in math class. :P
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
~PPK

"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
~Gkar

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1094 on: July 20, 2007, 07:19:02 AM »
OCT refers to a "Base Eight" number system or Octal. And DEC refers to a "Base Ten" number system or Decimal. We commonly use decimal for all our numbers. Decimal goes 0-9 and then adds the next digit (1) and starts again and so on. So 0-9 10-19-20-100-1000 etc.

Octal on the another hand goes 0-7, so eight digits. After seven it would go 10 all the way up to 17. So 0-7 10-17-20-70-100-700-1000 etc.

The number 25 in the Decimal system is equal to the number 31 in the Octal system.

There are four number systems that I know of (there is surely more.

Decimal, Base 10. 0-9
Octal, Base 8. 0-7
Binary, Base 2, 0-1
And Hexadecimal. That's base 16. 0-F. 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D,E,F After F is 10 all the way to 1F. If you thought Octal was confusing try translating Binary numbers in to Hex and back again... I had to do that for a networking course I did.