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Offline Lucifer

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1065 on: July 19, 2007, 10:55:01 AM »
Quote from: Björk on July 19, 2007, 10:52:17 AM
i don't think i could fit a zucchini. :P think of the girth. :P

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

oops, sorry - i was thinking of the girth.   :-[
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1066 on: July 19, 2007, 11:06:07 AM »
 :laugh: what you think i have some gaping hole down there? :P tut.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1067 on: July 19, 2007, 11:08:56 AM »
the whole point of spending ages getting funny looks in greengrocers/supermarkets is that you select ones to fit, silly.

depends on the effect you require, obviously.   :eyebrows:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1068 on: July 19, 2007, 11:11:22 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on July 19, 2007, 10:47:19 AM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on July 19, 2007, 10:26:38 AM
No-once fancy trying out a marrow then? :laugh:


/goes quite, quite pale...

*wince*
I had to look up what a marrow was... this is the first picture I found:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1069 on: July 19, 2007, 11:11:56 AM »
now you know why i winced.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1070 on: July 19, 2007, 11:13:47 AM »
Damn I thought a normal sized marrow sounded painful enough, but that one makes my eyes pop out  :o
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1071 on: July 19, 2007, 11:15:17 AM »
made my bloody cervix pop out.  of my nose.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1072 on: July 19, 2007, 11:15:44 AM »
Indeed.  Not to mention the texture of the the thing....  
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1073 on: July 19, 2007, 11:17:55 AM »
yes, thank you.  moving right along, now, please.

how about answering this:

(she said, desperately trying to change the subject...)

Quote from: Lucifer on July 19, 2007, 10:46:38 AM
Quote from: ImTeslaBitch! on July 19, 2007, 10:12:31 AM
The zucchini in my garden are getting quite large.

is that a euphemism for your knob going big?  :P

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1074 on: July 19, 2007, 11:20:43 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on July 19, 2007, 11:08:56 AM
the whole point of spending ages getting funny looks in greengrocers/supermarkets is that you select ones to fit, silly.

depends on the effect you require, obviously.   :eyebrows:

yes so i would go with the cucumber. :laugh:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1075 on: July 19, 2007, 11:21:38 AM »
too long.  you'll rupture something.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1076 on: July 19, 2007, 11:24:55 AM »
i can always snap it in half. :P
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1077 on: July 19, 2007, 11:31:52 AM »
i am SO glad i knew what you're referring to. 

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1078 on: July 19, 2007, 11:32:37 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on July 19, 2007, 11:17:55 AM
yes, thank you.  moving right along, now, please.

how about answering this:

(she said, desperately trying to change the subject...)

Quote from: Lucifer on July 19, 2007, 10:46:38 AM
Quote from: ImTeslaBitch! on July 19, 2007, 10:12:31 AM
The zucchini in my garden are getting quite large.

is that a euphemism for your knob going big?  :P

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1079 on: July 19, 2007, 11:34:33 AM »
LOL.

after, preferably.   :-*
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