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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1005 on: July 06, 2007, 05:21:30 PM »

A conversation about Lit's backdoor preference has inspired me to a tasteless quip.

A young girl was getting married, with only a partial of her mothers blessing to Mr. Tiligiuos. The mother knew she was powerless to stop her daughter from marrying this man, who she did not trust from his previous reputation. Being a good mother, her advice was to watch out for him to make certain requests of her.

About two years of married bliss passes and one day the request finally comes that her mother had warned her about. The young, loyal wife said, "NO!" and a confused Mr. Tiligious expected an explanation of her continued refusal. "My mother warned me that this day would come and that I should not allow you to do what you are suggesting," she told him. "All I asked you to do was turn over in bed," he replied. "And the answer is still, NO," she insists.

He tries again, "But Darling, we have been married for over two years and things are going so well, I thought we could start a family."


:LMAO:


(Sorry, it was just too easy!)

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1006 on: July 07, 2007, 02:45:20 AM »
I don't get it

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1007 on: July 07, 2007, 06:03:22 AM »
I don't get it
Mr. Tiligious has a preference for anal sex. He got married to a young, inexperienced girl, whose mother warned her not to just take anal sex and told her that he would ask for her to "turn over" someday. The joke is that when he asked for her to turn over, he had been assfucking her from the beginning. It just occurred to me and I thought it was funny. If you have seen some of his posts, you would get a better view of the humour.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1008 on: July 07, 2007, 10:31:58 AM »
I don't get it
Mr. Tiligious has a preference for anal sex. He got married to a young, inexperienced girl, whose mother warned her not to just take anal sex and told her that he would ask for her to "turn over" someday. The joke is that when he asked for her to turn over, he had been assfucking her from the beginning. It just occurred to me and I thought it was funny. If you have seen some of his posts, you would get a better view of the humour.

In that case I misinterpreted it.  I thought the mother didn't want the girl to have vaginal sex because she didn't want Tiligious to knock the daughter up.  (which by the way actually makes more sense, consdering the fact that rear-entry can still be vaginal.)
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1009 on: July 07, 2007, 11:13:27 AM »
If you can figure out how to make something funny you should do it, regardless of what is meant from the beginning.

Your interpretation is certainly more farsighted for the mom's part.
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1010 on: July 07, 2007, 02:38:11 PM »

A conversation about Lit's backdoor preference has inspired me to a tasteless quip.

A young girl was getting married, with only a partial of her mothers blessing to Mr. Tiligiuos. The mother knew she was powerless to stop her daughter from marrying this man, who she did not trust from his previous reputation. Being a good mother, her advice was to watch out for him to make certain requests of her.

About two years of married bliss passes and one day the request finally comes that her mother had warned her about. The young, loyal wife said, "NO!" and a confused Mr. Tiligious expected an explanation of her continued refusal. "My mother warned me that this day would come and that I should not allow you to do what you are suggesting," she told him. "All I asked you to do was turn over in bed," he replied. "And the answer is still, NO," she insists.

He tries again, "But Darling, we have been married for over two years and things are going so well, I thought we could start a family."


:LMAO:


(Sorry, it was just too easy!)

This joke usually has a Greek husband, but ...... same difference.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1011 on: July 07, 2007, 03:25:46 PM »

So, it's not original, sorry. Usually I'm late to the punchbowl, too.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1012 on: July 07, 2007, 07:41:01 PM »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1013 on: July 08, 2007, 05:35:19 AM »
Who loves their energy drinks?

Try POWERTHIRST!

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1014 on: July 08, 2007, 05:43:55 AM »
:rofl:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1015 on: July 08, 2007, 06:35:47 AM »
 :plus: GA.  That was HORRIBLE.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1016 on: July 08, 2007, 06:36:02 AM »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1017 on: July 08, 2007, 06:58:54 AM »

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Re: make someone laugh
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1019 on: July 14, 2007, 07:47:14 PM »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.