What sounds are you hearing now?

["couldbecousin"]

  I haven't seen or heard any sign of Ladder Man in a couple of weeks, wonder if he's ever coming back. 

['andersom']

Hearing a leaf blower at the end of it's wits. Sounds like a chainsaw on the brink of overheating. Few seconds on, then pause, then few seconds turned on again.

Village has to be pristine. Royal visit tomorrow.

["couldbecousin"]

Hearing a leaf blower at the end of it's wits. Sounds like a chainsaw on the brink of overheating. Few seconds on, then pause, then few seconds turned on again.

Village has to be pristine. Royal visit tomorrow.

  Is Queen Victoria coming to the village?   She's very short, so hide your messy lawn behind a tall fence!

['andersom']

  I haven't seen or heard any sign of Ladder Man in a couple of weeks, wonder if he's ever coming back. 

Maybe he
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["couldbecousin"]

  I haven't seen or heard any sign of Ladder Man in a couple of weeks, wonder if he's ever coming back. 

Maybe he
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  *looks out the window*   Nah, he's not lying on the lawn, so probably not. 

['andersom']

Hearing a leaf blower at the end of it's wits. Sounds like a chainsaw on the brink of overheating. Few seconds on, then pause, then few seconds turned on again.

Village has to be pristine. Royal visit tomorrow.

  Is Queen Victoria coming to the village?   She's very short, so hide your messy lawn behind a tall fence!

My garden is messy. I've been waiting quite a while now for a new green rolling bin. And am not to use the one I have till it is replaced.
It was about to be here the 10th, then, Thursday the 13th. Now I am hoping for it to be delivered today. They told me it would be done, but, they have been telling me porkies before.

Not Queen Vic, alas. She would have been very welcome in the humble abode of her Lady in Waiting.

Our new king and queen are touring the nation, to get to know their people. They will be one street away from me. Wonder if I can get home after work, that's around the time they are to leave. Everything will probably be blocked. But with a detour, I should be able to get home.

['andersom']

  I haven't seen or heard any sign of Ladder Man in a couple of weeks, wonder if he's ever coming back. 

Maybe he
                 f
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  *looks out the window*   Nah, he's not lying on the lawn, so probably not. 

Maybe your worms work at top speed. Or he was taken away by an ambulance, while you were at work.

["couldbecousin"]

  I haven't seen or heard any sign of Ladder Man in a couple of weeks, wonder if he's ever coming back. 

Maybe he
                 f
                  e   
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  *looks out the window*   Nah, he's not lying on the lawn, so probably not. 

Maybe your worms work at top speed.  Or he was taken away by an ambulance, while you were at work.

  You mean ... *Shatner pause* ... these worms?!     

['andersom']

  I haven't seen or heard any sign of Ladder Man in a couple of weeks, wonder if he's ever coming back. 

Maybe he
                 f
                  e   
                    l
                     l

                   down

  *looks out the window*   Nah, he's not lying on the lawn, so probably not. 

Maybe your worms work at top speed.  Or he was taken away by an ambulance, while you were at work.

  You mean ... *Shatner pause* ... these worms?!     

You do not live in alligator regions do you? So, worms it has to be, or blowfly maggots. 

["couldbecousin"]

  I haven't seen or heard any sign of Ladder Man in a couple of weeks, wonder if he's ever coming back. 

Maybe he
                 f
                  e   
                    l
                     l

                   down

  *looks out the window*   Nah, he's not lying on the lawn, so probably not. 

Maybe your worms work at top speed.  Or he was taken away by an ambulance, while you were at work.

  You mean ... *Shatner pause* ... these worms?!     

You do not live in alligator regions do you? So, worms it has to be, or blowfly maggots. 

  No gators here, no.  If I ever saw one I'd keel over from the shock!   

[P7PSP]

The Coptton Club on my TV. Even with a very good cast it is a suck gangster movie.  James Remar is good but James Woods would have been a better Dutch Schultz.

[P7PSP]

This excellent cover of the Beatles song.

[odeon]

^She's hawt.

[sg1008]

Was just listening to my mom scream and yell.

[Icequeen]

Singing, cheerful birds.

They need to put a sock in it until I've finished my coffee.