A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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My parents crying. Not nice.
Quote from: crip on February 19, 2011, 02:40:09 AMMy parents crying. Not nice.What's wrong?I was hearing the furnace fan blowing, but it just stopped so I hear my tinnitus.
Quote from: Callaway on February 19, 2011, 02:53:43 AMQuote from: crip on February 19, 2011, 02:40:09 AMMy parents crying. Not nice.What's wrong?I was hearing the furnace fan blowing, but it just stopped so I hear my tinnitus.My little sister is a bit histrionic and a drama queen (not to mention a home-wrecker, but let's stay neutral ) and she decided she's moving out though she has no savings or anything. She left this morning to stay at a friend's for a while and my parents are a bit upset, as is my sister's twin because we've done everything we can but she stills insults us.
My mother doing the dishes.
QuoteMy mother doing the dishes. when i was little, and if i wasn't well, my mum would bring my duvetdownstairs, and make me chicken soup etc. i always felt comfortfrom hearing her in the next room, doing the dishes and stuff.now i live on my own i am often tempted to ask her to comeround and do the dishes if i am not well- i dont think she would be too pleased
Quote from: bodaccea on February 19, 2011, 05:16:57 AMQuoteMy mother doing the dishes. when i was little, and if i wasn't well, my mum would bring my duvetdownstairs, and make me chicken soup etc. i always felt comfortfrom hearing her in the next room, doing the dishes and stuff.now i live on my own i am often tempted to ask her to comeround and do the dishes if i am not well- i dont think she would be too pleasedAwww, I should fly over and do the dishes for you. I'm a professional dishwasher, you know!
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 19, 2011, 05:23:37 AMQuote from: bodaccea on February 19, 2011, 05:16:57 AMQuoteMy mother doing the dishes. when i was little, and if i wasn't well, my mum would bring my duvetdownstairs, and make me chicken soup etc. i always felt comfortfrom hearing her in the next room, doing the dishes and stuff.now i live on my own i am often tempted to ask her to comeround and do the dishes if i am not well- i dont think she would be too pleasedAwww, I should fly over and do the dishes for you. I'm a professional dishwasher, you know! ah but what about the chicken soup???
The television.My typing.My breathing.My mother doing the dishes.Computer noises.And I just heard a fart.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!