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I hear my keystrokes, mouse clicks and coughs, and a neighbor's car wheels roaring as they struggle to move over the icy road. It's dangerous out there!
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 19, 2011, 06:52:26 AMI hear my keystrokes, mouse clicks and coughs, and a neighbor's car wheels roaring as they struggle to move over the icy road. It's dangerous out there! I scanned mouse clicks as mouse dicks. Oops
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Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 19, 2011, 04:42:48 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 19, 2011, 06:52:26 AMI hear my keystrokes, mouse clicks and coughs, and a neighbor's car wheels roaring as they struggle to move over the icy road. It's dangerous out there! I scanned mouse clicks as mouse dicks. Oops * Wonders what sound mouse dicks make *
Quote from: hykeaswell on January 19, 2011, 05:26:29 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on January 19, 2011, 04:42:48 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 19, 2011, 06:52:26 AMI hear my keystrokes, mouse clicks and coughs, and a neighbor's car wheels roaring as they struggle to move over the icy road. It's dangerous out there! I scanned mouse clicks as mouse dicks. Oops * Wonders what sound mouse dicks make *So do I. But some member will enlighten us.
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Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 19, 2011, 05:28:39 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on January 19, 2011, 05:26:29 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on January 19, 2011, 04:42:48 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 19, 2011, 06:52:26 AMI hear my keystrokes, mouse clicks and coughs, and a neighbor's car wheels roaring as they struggle to move over the icy road. It's dangerous out there! I scanned mouse clicks as mouse dicks. Oops * Wonders what sound mouse dicks make *So do I. But some member will enlighten us.How on earth did no one else see this? :lol:
Quote from: Sea Tart on January 19, 2011, 09:38:34 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on January 19, 2011, 05:28:39 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on January 19, 2011, 05:26:29 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on January 19, 2011, 04:42:48 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 19, 2011, 06:52:26 AMI hear my keystrokes, mouse clicks and coughs, and a neighbor's car wheels roaring as they struggle to move over the icy road. It's dangerous out there! I scanned mouse clicks as mouse dicks. Oops * Wonders what sound mouse dicks make *So do I. But some member will enlighten us.How on earth did no one else see this? :lol:Well, you cephalopods DO have enormous eyes!
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 20, 2011, 12:41:10 AMQuote from: Sea Tart on January 19, 2011, 09:38:34 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on January 19, 2011, 05:28:39 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on January 19, 2011, 05:26:29 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on January 19, 2011, 04:42:48 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 19, 2011, 06:52:26 AMI hear my keystrokes, mouse clicks and coughs, and a neighbor's car wheels roaring as they struggle to move over the icy road. It's dangerous out there! I scanned mouse clicks as mouse dicks. Oops * Wonders what sound mouse dicks make *So do I. But some member will enlighten us.How on earth did no one else see this? :lol:Well, you cephalopods DO have enormous eyes! Here's an opportunity that I see clearly. Feel free to insert various anatomical features here.
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