What sounds are you hearing now?

[eris]

 Baby come down
 Come down, come down, come down
 run down, run down, run down
 Run, make a run, make a run, make a run, make a run, make a run down
 A dun da da dun da da dun da da dun da da dun dun
 Beat goes on
 A dun da da dun da da dun da da dun da da dun dun
 Beat goes on
 

[Queen Victoria]

I hear my keystrokes, mouse clicks and coughs, and a neighbor's car wheels roaring
as they struggle to move over the icy road. It's dangerous out there!   

I scanned mouse clicks as mouse dicks.  Oops

['andersom']

I hear my keystrokes, mouse clicks and coughs, and a neighbor's car wheels roaring
as they struggle to move over the icy road. It's dangerous out there!   

I scanned mouse clicks as mouse dicks.  Oops

* Wonders what sound mouse dicks make *

[Queen Victoria]

I hear my keystrokes, mouse clicks and coughs, and a neighbor's car wheels roaring
as they struggle to move over the icy road. It's dangerous out there!   

I scanned mouse clicks as mouse dicks.  Oops

* Wonders what sound mouse dicks make *

So do I.  But some member will enlighten us.

['andersom']

I hear my keystrokes, mouse clicks and coughs, and a neighbor's car wheels roaring
as they struggle to move over the icy road. It's dangerous out there!   

I scanned mouse clicks as mouse dicks.  Oops

* Wonders what sound mouse dicks make *

So do I.  But some member will enlighten us.

Don't know about that.

I have heard a lot of mice having fun over my head. They make lots of noise. But to hear their male bits separated from that?
Without a laboratory setting, that particular sound would be extremely hard to discern.
My hearing is quite accurate.
I don't know the sound of a walking spider, but I do know the sound of a walking snout beetle. 

[eris]

Im listening to AFI

[Squidusa]

I hear my keystrokes, mouse clicks and coughs, and a neighbor's car wheels roaring
as they struggle to move over the icy road. It's dangerous out there!   

I scanned mouse clicks as mouse dicks.  Oops

* Wonders what sound mouse dicks make *

So do I.  But some member will enlighten us.

How on earth did no one else see this?  :lol:

[renaeden]

I can hear the pool pump and my mum talking on the phone.

["couldbecousin"]

I hear my keystrokes, mouse clicks and coughs, and a neighbor's car wheels roaring
as they struggle to move over the icy road. It's dangerous out there!   

I scanned mouse clicks as mouse dicks.  Oops

* Wonders what sound mouse dicks make *

So do I.  But some member will enlighten us.

How on earth did no one else see this?  :lol:

Well, you cephalopods DO have enormous eyes!   

[Semicolon]

I hear my keystrokes, mouse clicks and coughs, and a neighbor's car wheels roaring
as they struggle to move over the icy road. It's dangerous out there!   

I scanned mouse clicks as mouse dicks.  Oops

* Wonders what sound mouse dicks make *

So do I.  But some member will enlighten us.

How on earth did no one else see this?  :lol:

Well, you cephalopods DO have enormous eyes!   

Here's an opportunity that I see clearly. Feel free to insert various anatomical features here.

["couldbecousin"]

I hear my keystrokes, mouse clicks and coughs, and a neighbor's car wheels roaring
as they struggle to move over the icy road. It's dangerous out there!   

I scanned mouse clicks as mouse dicks.  Oops

* Wonders what sound mouse dicks make *

So do I.  But some member will enlighten us.

How on earth did no one else see this?  :lol:

Well, you cephalopods DO have enormous eyes!   

Here's an opportunity that I see clearly. Feel free to insert various anatomical features here.

Fixed! 

["couldbecousin"]

I just heard repeated honking of a car horn down the street. It's 2:33 a.m., how rude! 

[Peter]

Brown crickets making scratching noises as they move around in their tub.

[odeon]

A film projector and a rectifier.

[Trigger 11]

Family Guy's Blue Harvest on the TV in my hotel room!