What sounds are you hearing now?

[eris]

well duh of course you are

But how can you be joking if you're a hallucination ?

Nevermind, I know a severely schitzo girl and she is always laughing

[Semicolon]

well duh of course you are

But how can you be joking if you're a hallucination ?

Nevermind, I know a severely schitzo girl and she is always laughing

Are you talking about yourself, now?

[eris]

No, but I find it very very hard not to laugh at her when I see her

I give her rides to appointments as no one else in the world will, and she says some fucked up things

Once she looked at me , dead in the face, and said

"gwar uses my period blood on their faces"

 

I said

"oh yeah ??"

Then she started talking about how she owns all the stores on Main Street.

[renaeden]

I can't believe the pool pump just started. It is meant to come on at night, not during the day. I don't know how to reset it so it will just have to stay like that until my parents get home next week.

I can also hear the radio and the bird whistling.

["couldbecousin"]

I'm listening to this 80s hit! It wakes me up! 

[Scrapheap]

A Mooney M20E flying overhead!!!    

["couldbecousin"]

A Mooney M20E flying overhead!!!    

Hooray! You're about to be rescued and flown back to civilization!   

[ShyOne]

I hear my dad singing some old country song I never have and probably will ever hear of

["couldbecousin"]

I hear my dad singing some old country song I never have and probably will ever hear of

Can you catch any of the lyrics? I might recognize it! I hear a lot of country music at the burger place! 

[ShyOne]

I hear my dad singing some old country song I never have and probably will ever hear of

Can you catch any of the lyrics? I might recognize it! I hear a lot of country music at the burger place! 

Hehe not this time, but i'll listen harder next time he does it. He's always repeating something, be it a song or masonic rituals

[odeon]

Computer sounds.

[DirtDawg]

My son reading all the cards in a deck of Trivial Pursuit.


He does not know how to talk to me, right now, but he knows I enjoy trivial knowledge of bizarre topics.  He is doing his best.

['andersom']

Some sounds I didn't understand.

It's the cat sleeping, making weird breathing sounds. Kind of thumping sound now and then. Not loud, same level of noise as him washing himself.

["couldbecousin"]

Some sounds I didn't understand.

It's the cat sleeping, making weird breathing sounds. Kind of thumping sound now and then. Not loud, same level of noise as him washing himself.

Is he congested? 

[Queen Victoria]

I think Chirp is protesting my baking the chicken.  She's quite talkative.