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Offline rayne

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Re: be gentle... its my first time
« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2008, 10:27:26 AM »
Yes, I have read some of his beautiful works... I too believe the Holocaust never happened. On the other hand I also have pet rocks who speak to me and tell me to burn things I don't like, like Nazis. It was teh Joo that burned the Reichstag and it was teh Joo that burned my mum's house down too.
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Re: be gentle... its my first time
« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2008, 12:36:28 PM »
Now that people know you are a female, the requests for nude pics should be coming in soon.
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Re: be gentle... its my first time
« Reply #17 on: August 13, 2008, 03:06:20 PM »
Quote from: rayne on August 13, 2008, 10:27:26 AM
Yes, I have read some of his beautiful works... I too believe the Holocaust never happened. On the other hand I also have pet rocks who speak to me and tell me to burn things I don't like, like Nazis. It was teh Joo that burned the Reichstag and it was teh Joo that burned my mum's house down too.

It's been proven beyond reasonable doubt that pet rocks are good for you.
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Re: be gentle... its my first time
« Reply #18 on: August 13, 2008, 03:09:57 PM »
Quote from: rayne on August 13, 2008, 10:27:26 AM
Yes, I have read some of his beautiful works... I too believe the Holocaust never happened. On the other hand I also have pet rocks who speak to me and tell me to burn things I don't like, like Nazis. It was teh Joo that burned the Reichstag and it was teh Joo that burned my mum's house down too.

:laugh:

and how many voices speak in your head at one time?   :eyebrows:

Quote from: Alex179 on August 13, 2008, 12:36:28 PM
Now that people know you are a female, the requests for nude pics should be coming in soon.

sadly, this is true.  i find the phrase "fuck off, saddo" is quite effective.  ;)
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Re: be gentle... its my first time
« Reply #19 on: August 13, 2008, 03:12:11 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on August 13, 2008, 03:09:57 PM

Quote from: Alex179 on August 13, 2008, 12:36:28 PM
Now that people know you are a female, the requests for nude pics should be coming in soon.

sadly, this is true.  i find the phrase "fuck off, saddo" is quite effective.  ;)



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Re: be gentle... its my first time
« Reply #20 on: August 13, 2008, 04:08:33 PM »
Quote from: Alex179 on August 13, 2008, 12:36:28 PM
Now that people know you are a female, the requests for nude pics should be coming in soon.

You mean nobodies asked yet :o   Boy we're slipping :laugh:
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Re: be gentle... its my first time
« Reply #21 on: August 14, 2008, 11:10:21 AM »
I have a JooToobe video proving that pet rocks cannot occur. It was made by a rock which means that any anti-rock sentiments cannot occur. Everyone knows that JooToobe is reliable evidence of factual happening in the world of REAL LIFE.

I also do have nude pix that I will supply if requested politely... however I have clothes on over my nudity.
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Re: be gentle... its my first time
« Reply #22 on: August 14, 2008, 11:15:10 AM »
Quote from: rayne on August 14, 2008, 11:10:21 AM
however I have clothes on over my nudity.

lol - The best kind of nudity :plus:
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Re: be gentle... its my first time
« Reply #23 on: August 14, 2008, 01:41:19 PM »
Quote from: Nocturnalist! on August 14, 2008, 11:15:10 AM
Quote from: rayne on August 14, 2008, 11:10:21 AM
however I have clothes on over my nudity.

lol - The best kind of nudity :plus:

...is no nudity at all?

You're weird. :P
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Re: be gentle... its my first time
« Reply #24 on: August 14, 2008, 08:15:23 PM »
Quote from: odeon on August 14, 2008, 01:41:19 PM
Quote from: Nocturnalist! on August 14, 2008, 11:15:10 AM
Quote from: rayne on August 14, 2008, 11:10:21 AM
however I have clothes on over my nudity.

lol - The best kind of nudity :plus:

...is no nudity at all?

You're weird. :P

It could still work; if she means, wearing a extremely skin tight wetsuit, with obvious holes where the 'naughty bits' are. :P
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Re: be gentle... its my first time
« Reply #25 on: August 14, 2008, 08:23:44 PM »
Post a pic thread Rayne. I hope after your exams you post a little more. Oh search Illusionist he writes a lot of crap here. I think you and he will get along. Just let me know so as I can get my popcorn.   ;D
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

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Re: be gentle... its my first time
« Reply #26 on: August 14, 2008, 09:05:58 PM »
I have a suit that Buffalo Bill made for me. I can take a pic of me wearing it. It puts the lotion in the basket...

And I do fully plan to start posting more. I've read some of Illusionist's arguments and I must say I find Holocaust denial to be truly unique........in the style of comedy. John Cleese, if he could give a fuck, would be fascinated by this specimen. So would NASA.
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Re: be gentle... its my first time
« Reply #27 on: August 15, 2008, 06:36:10 AM »
Quote from: odeon on August 14, 2008, 01:41:19 PM
Quote from: Nocturnalist! on August 14, 2008, 11:15:10 AM
Quote from: rayne on August 14, 2008, 11:10:21 AM
however I have clothes on over my nudity.
lol - The best kind of nudity :plus:
...is no nudity at all?

Yes. Exactly. Nudity is overrated.
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Re: be gentle... its my first time
« Reply #28 on: August 15, 2008, 09:38:46 AM »
Quote from: rayne on August 14, 2008, 09:05:58 PM
I have a suit that Buffalo Bill made for me. I can take a pic of me wearing it. It puts the lotion in the basket...


I'd like to put some lotion in your basket... :evillaugh:  You have a marvelously dirty mind..  I like that.
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Re: be gentle... its my first time
« Reply #29 on: August 15, 2008, 09:40:37 AM »
Quote from: rayne on August 13, 2008, 09:06:42 AM
Thank you for all your kind responses - seriously, I feel more touched than a Viatnemese hooker at Gary Glitter's place but not as paid off to keep my big mouth shut :(

In response to a few questions, I am very sensitive... I cry at the Persil advert. On the other hand I drive around in GTA listening to Classic FM killing people. Oh, and I get upset at the end of Terminator 2.

I am totally new, I hate respawning. Respawning is for masochists and 14 year old Halo players on Live. I fucking hate Halo. And I'm female.

I haz teh Aspergurz yes. And I am a virgin, I bought a new hymen on ebay and fit it and now I feel the way my Irish Catholic grandma always wanted me to feel... full of sin and guilt.

Oh, and yes, I am a Nazi. I just wanted the chance to have a shot at Eva Braun. If she could fuck a meglomaniac with tics who liked to gas people, I'm sure I've got a shot. Dirty bitch, I bet she'd do it doggystyle.

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