do you have a condom vending machine in your home?

[enronh]

Lesbian.

Oh really?  Are you single, flea-free, and willing to give a petite, slender, smart and fiesty young lady free rayne to find out if she swings your way?

You mean golden showers?

[odeon]

Oh right Gus. Don't mind me. Yes Gus is perfectly spankable. Not as hot as Rayne but more her type. Where has Gus gone to. In fact where has Soph gone to. I go away Duncs, Cal, Soph and Gus, Matthe have left. What the fuck went on whilst I was away?

Soph managed to accidentally delete her account, but I think she meant to leave, anyway. Gus has left and reappeared a few times. Dunc took a break after leaving the site to me. Cal got blabberized, but what probably made him leave was the ignore mod--that's a narcissist's silver bullet.

In other words, the usual drama.

[DirtDawg]

Oh right Gus. Don't mind me. Yes Gus is perfectly spankable. Not as hot as Rayne but more her type. Where has Gus gone to. In fact where has Soph gone to. I go away Duncs, Cal, Soph and Gus, Matthe have left. What the fuck went on whilst I was away?

Soph managed to accidentally delete her account, but I think she meant to leave, anyway. Gus has left and reappeared a few times. Dunc took a break after leaving the site to me. Cal got blabberized, but what probably made him leave was the ignore mod--that's a narcissist's silver bullet.

In other words, the usual drama.

I left too. Fuck !!

I had had enough of everything! I was NOT coming back untill I was ready.

Goddamn, RIGHT!   I had a nap, worked a normall day, took a swim, ate some chicken, drank some cofffee and played some Miles Davis.

Now, I'm am back.

Just try to deal with it.

[driftingblizzard]

Lesbian.

Oh really?  Are you single, flea-free, and willing to give a petite, slender, smart and fiesty young lady free rayne to find out if she swings your way?

My fleas are trained to only join in if asked.

[Al Swearegen]

Lesbian.

Oh really?  Are you single, flea-free, and willing to give a petite, slender, smart and fiesty young lady free rayne to find out if she swings your way?

Meh.....your idea sucks!........Unless I can hold the camera.....in which case it is an AWESOME IDEA!!! 

[rayne]

Lesbian.

Oh really?  Are you single, flea-free, and willing to give a petite, slender, smart and fiesty young lady free rayne to find out if she swings your way?

Its been 4 months since I saw any action, and flea collars are cheap. In fact it might even add to the experience. You could pop a couple on my nipples, it'd be like an orgy. I've never thought of bestiality as being a particular kink of mine but there's a first time for everything.

[Al Swearegen]

Yup there's a market for that. I say it could work.

[rayne]

Yup. Possibly airing exclusively to I2. I don't think AFF is ready for this jelly.

[El]

Lesbian.

Oh really?  Are you single, flea-free, and willing to give a petite, slender, smart and fiesty young lady free rayne to find out if she swings your way?

Its been 4 months since I saw any action, and flea collars are cheap. In fact it might even add to the experience. You could pop a couple on my nipples, it'd be like an orgy. I've never thought of bestiality as being a particular kink of mine but there's a first time for everything.

It's not a kink of mine either but the last person I fooled around with had fleas despite being human and having no pets.  So now I ask.

[Alex179]

Lesbian.

Oh really?  Are you single, flea-free, and willing to give a petite, slender, smart and fiesty young lady free rayne to find out if she swings your way?

Its been 4 months since I saw any action, and flea collars are cheap. In fact it might even add to the experience. You could pop a couple on my nipples, it'd be like an orgy. I've never thought of bestiality as being a particular kink of mine but there's a first time for everything.

It's not a kink of mine either but the last person I fooled around with had fleas despite being human and having no pets.  So now I ask.

That was just a stroke of bad luck.   I doubt the next person you fool around with will have fleas.

[Al Swearegen]

Lesbian.

Oh really?  Are you single, flea-free, and willing to give a petite, slender, smart and fiesty young lady free rayne to find out if she swings your way?

Its been 4 months since I saw any action, and flea collars are cheap. In fact it might even add to the experience. You could pop a couple on my nipples, it'd be like an orgy. I've never thought of bestiality as being a particular kink of mine but there's a first time for everything.

It's not a kink of mine either but the last person I fooled around with had fleas despite being human and having no pets.  So now I ask.

THere are worse creepy crawlies.....crabs?   

[The_Chosen_One]

gak! I suggest vetting them first. 

[El]

Lesbian.

Oh really?  Are you single, flea-free, and willing to give a petite, slender, smart and fiesty young lady free rayne to find out if she swings your way?

Its been 4 months since I saw any action, and flea collars are cheap. In fact it might even add to the experience. You could pop a couple on my nipples, it'd be like an orgy. I've never thought of bestiality as being a particular kink of mine but there's a first time for everything.

It's not a kink of mine either but the last person I fooled around with had fleas despite being human and having no pets.  So now I ask.

THere are worse creepy crawlies.....crabs?   

Actually the dumb little motherfucker was worried about getting ticks too because he worked outside.  I mean I know there's a cliche that men are dogs but I think that's a little extreme.

[DirtDawg]

Lesbian.

Oh really?  Are you single, flea-free, and willing to give a petite, slender, smart and fiesty young lady free rayne to find out if she swings your way?

Its been 4 months since I saw any action, and flea collars are cheap. In fact it might even add to the experience. You could pop a couple on my nipples, it'd be like an orgy. I've never thought of bestiality as being a particular kink of mine but there's a first time for everything.

It's not a kink of mine either but the last person I fooled around with had fleas despite being human and having no pets.  So now I ask.

THere are worse creepy crawlies.....crabs?   

Actually the dumb little motherfucker was worried about getting ticks too because he worked outside.  I mean I know there's a cliche that men are dogs but I think that's a little extreme.

Uhm, some men ARE dogs, but a few men are kind to cats and know many cats who would choose to live with them.


Deal with it.

[ozymandias]

Lesbian.

Oh really?  Are you single, flea-free, and willing to give a petite, slender, smart and fiesty young lady free rayne to find out if she swings your way?

Its been 4 months since I saw any action, and flea collars are cheap. In fact it might even add to the experience. You could pop a couple on my nipples, it'd be like an orgy. I've never thought of bestiality as being a particular kink of mine but there's a first time for everything.

It's not a kink of mine either but the last person I fooled around with had fleas despite being human and having no pets.  So now I ask.

THere are worse creepy crawlies.....crabs?   

Actually the dumb little motherfucker was worried about getting ticks too because he worked outside.  I mean I know there's a cliche that men are dogs but I think that's a little extreme.

So now keep a few Flea and Tick collars on hand, along with your condom supply!