do you have a condom vending machine in your home?

[Alex179]

I have dental dams. I have no intention of using them because I'm a rebel and because I'm not getting laid.

That sucks, the not getting laid part.   Why expose yourself to potential disease and pregnancy when you do get laid?

I'd be really fucking impressed if the lucky lady could get me knocked up. Actually, no, I'd be worried.

True a woman can't knock up another woman.   Sorry, I assumed that you would be having sex with a man for some reason.  Dental dams should have told me it was oral sex only.

Hey, on the interwebz, she probably could. Nothing suprises me. There must be a porn video somewhere of a woman impregnating another woman with the good old turkey baster method...

Are you bi, or gay (lesbian)?

[rayne]

Lesbian.

[Alex179]

Lesbian.

The Go Getter is a lesbian as well.   She is hawt.

[rayne]

I don't know who she is. I still don't know who everyone is here. I know I should feel very small and scared but I have all the naive bouyant enthusiasm of a kid on their first day of school... who gets smacked round the head repeatedly with their Bob the Builder lunchbox by older kids and left for dead in the football pitch by lunchtime.

[Alex179]

I don't know who she is. I still don't know who everyone is here. I know I should feel very small and scared but I have all the naive bouyant enthusiasm of a kid on their first day of school... who gets smacked round the head repeatedly with their Bob the Builder lunchbox by older kids and left for dead in the football pitch by lunchtime.

lol  That hasn't happened here, yet.  You should be ok for a while because you are a n00b. 

[Callaway]

I don't know who she is. I still don't know who everyone is here. I know I should feel very small and scared but I have all the naive bouyant enthusiasm of a kid on their first day of school... who gets smacked round the head repeatedly with their Bob the Builder lunchbox by older kids and left for dead in the football pitch by lunchtime.

 :lol:

What on Earth did Sir Les tell you about us, Rayne?

[Al Swearegen]

Only the good stuff. 
I told her a few of the more colourful personalities here. I can't remember who I said was nice or nasty or which things I said belonged to who.....sometimes I like to just mix it up.
We are all agreed that Randy is our wise old Sensei right?  :lol:

[Al Swearegen]

I don't know who she is. I still don't know who everyone is here. I know I should feel very small and scared but I have all the naive bouyant enthusiasm of a kid on their first day of school... who gets smacked round the head repeatedly with their Bob the Builder lunchbox by older kids and left for dead in the football pitch by lunchtime.

Oh she is the girl with the nice pair of tits on the "Sexiest female on Intensity" thread. All the younger blokes here want to have sex with her. I think you would probably not throw her outta bed, but then she is blonde and fair skinned so maybe not exactly your type.

[odeon]

I don't know who she is. I still don't know who everyone is here. I know I should feel very small and scared but I have all the naive bouyant enthusiasm of a kid on their first day of school... who gets smacked round the head repeatedly with their Bob the Builder lunchbox by older kids and left for dead in the football pitch by lunchtime.

You should be scared. Have you met Flo yet?

[odeon]

Only the good stuff. 
I told her a few of the more colourful personalities here. I can't remember who I said was nice or nasty or which things I said belonged to who.....sometimes I like to just mix it up.
We are all agreed that Randy is our wise old Sensei right?  :lol:

Can I have what you're drinking?

[Al Swearegen]

Only the good stuff. 
I told her a few of the more colourful personalities here. I can't remember who I said was nice or nasty or which things I said belonged to who.....sometimes I like to just mix it up.
We are all agreed that Randy is our wise old Sensei right?  :lol:

Can I have what you're drinking?

Hell no it is too good to waste.....besides shhhh I think its started to talk to me.

[Alex179]

I don't know who she is. I still don't know who everyone is here. I know I should feel very small and scared but I have all the naive bouyant enthusiasm of a kid on their first day of school... who gets smacked round the head repeatedly with their Bob the Builder lunchbox by older kids and left for dead in the football pitch by lunchtime.

Oh she is the girl with the nice pair of tits on the "Sexiest female on Intensity" thread. All the younger blokes here want to have sex with her. I think you would probably not throw her outta bed, but then she is blonde and fair skinned so maybe not exactly your type.

I was talking about The Go Getter, who is Zaftig or Gus.   She has brown hair and is a hot lesbian.

[Al Swearegen]

Oh right Gus. Don't mind me. Yes Gus is perfectly spankable. Not as hot as Rayne but more her type. Where has Gus gone to. In fact where has Soph gone to. I go away Duncs, Cal, Soph and Gus, Matthe have left. What the fuck went on whilst I was away?

[driftingblizzard]

Its not easy to find the perfect condom, it has to be loose, but not slip off.

[El]

Lesbian.

Oh really?  Are you single, flea-free, and willing to give a petite, slender, smart and fiesty young lady free rayne to find out if she swings your way?