do you have a condom vending machine in your home?

[odeon]

/suppresses the obvious joke

[ozymandias]

/suppresses the obvious joke

Oh, c'mon share it with us, you know you want to!   

[The_Chosen_One]

No - safe sex is boring sex and why would I practice when I already know how to do it, hmmm?

[Lucifer]

No - safe sex is boring sex and why would I practice when I already know how to do it, hmmm?

er, because you'd rather not die of AIDS-related illness?

[Parts]

I had a laundry soap box vending machine when I was young I had found it in a dumpster new with the keys in it I used it as my safe

[odeon]

No - safe sex is boring sex and why would I practice when I already know how to do it, hmmm?

er, because you'd rather not die of AIDS-related illness?

You're asking a bit too much of him, you know.

[Lucifer]

oops, soz.

[Alex179]

No - safe sex is boring sex and why would I practice when I already know how to do it, hmmm?

You know how to have safe sex, yet you don't practice it?

Do you ride a motorcycle without a helmet?

[punkdrew]

No - safe sex is boring sex and why would I practice when I already know how to do it, hmmm?

ME NOT WANT THE HERPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So condams, yes.

[El]

...and get tested and get your partners tested.

I do indeed have a box of condoms in my apartment.  Unopened.  At this point though it feels more like a hope chest than actual preperation.

[rayne]

I have dental dams. I have no intention of using them because I'm a rebel and because I'm not getting laid.

[Alex179]

I have dental dams. I have no intention of using them because I'm a rebel and because I'm not getting laid.

That sucks, the not getting laid part.   Why expose yourself to potential disease and pregnancy when you do get laid?

[rayne]

I have dental dams. I have no intention of using them because I'm a rebel and because I'm not getting laid.

That sucks, the not getting laid part.   Why expose yourself to potential disease and pregnancy when you do get laid?

I'd be really fucking impressed if the lucky lady could get me knocked up. Actually, no, I'd be worried.

[Alex179]

I have dental dams. I have no intention of using them because I'm a rebel and because I'm not getting laid.

That sucks, the not getting laid part.   Why expose yourself to potential disease and pregnancy when you do get laid?

I'd be really fucking impressed if the lucky lady could get me knocked up. Actually, no, I'd be worried.

True a woman can't knock up another woman.   Sorry, I assumed that you would be having sex with a man for some reason.  Dental dams should have told me it was oral sex only.

[rayne]

I have dental dams. I have no intention of using them because I'm a rebel and because I'm not getting laid.

That sucks, the not getting laid part.   Why expose yourself to potential disease and pregnancy when you do get laid?

I'd be really fucking impressed if the lucky lady could get me knocked up. Actually, no, I'd be worried.

True a woman can't knock up another woman.   Sorry, I assumed that you would be having sex with a man for some reason.  Dental dams should have told me it was oral sex only.

Hey, on the interwebz, she probably could. Nothing suprises me. There must be a porn video somewhere of a woman impregnating another woman with the good old turkey baster method...