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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #150 on: August 30, 2008, 08:30:06 PM »
My thoughts are that if her marriage to an aspie is so horrible, GET A FUCKING DIVORCE and MOVE ON!  Do herself and him a favor and end the charade...

This has been suggested to the members of that site in the past by a partner who liked her Aspie. I think she got banned for suggesting it... or at least got flamed.

Why am I NOT surprised!   ::)
See, if they got out of the relationship, they wouldn't be able to feel quite so much self pity unless of course, the courts saw them for what they are (pathetic whining losers) and awarded a fair property settlement and custody arrangement for the kids if there are any. They cannot or will not see that there is a hell of a lot of difference between venting and then doing something to improve the situation or endlessly whinging and whining because they got a bum deal out of life.

Do they ever think how unhappy they themselves might make their families? Noooo! That would take intelligence and the ability to look into themselves and realise what they might be doing that's ineffective eg. trying to force their partner or children to change, wasting their time on ineffective therapies, expecting to constantly be treated like a princess....and so on.

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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #151 on: August 31, 2008, 08:23:12 AM »
I used to let people walk on me, then I started paying more attention to lifestyle habits, that was the death of that. I think when you let some "walk on you" you lack self esteem.

Look, guys, I know it's fun to rank on Randy but some of what he says is sound, particularly as regards nutrition. I can tell for a FACT that if I was eating the "standard" American diet my brain and body would be in much worse shape.

Of course, but when the sound part is mixed with the, well, less-than-sound part and with something like a 1/100 ratio, I'd say that the diet didn't help. :P
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #152 on: August 31, 2008, 07:25:14 PM »
I keep one in every room just in case right next to the payphone
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #153 on: September 14, 2008, 12:35:41 PM »
I thought this topic was a parody of Spokane's topics.
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #154 on: September 22, 2008, 02:01:30 AM »

Absolutely.    They dislike Autistics visiting their site.

Hmmm, I might go there and muck about a bit...
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #155 on: September 22, 2008, 02:06:58 PM »

Absolutely.    They dislike Autistics visiting their site.

Hmmm, I might go there and muck about a bit...

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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #156 on: September 22, 2008, 06:01:59 PM »
Is it really worth it.

Go to the site and muck them about and they'll only see their point as having been proved.

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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #157 on: September 22, 2008, 06:27:00 PM »
Is it really worth it.

Go to the site and muck them about and they'll only see their point as having been proved.

QFT  Though, it may have therapeutic venting effects and the bottom line is, when your dealing with those harridans aka, THE ORACLES AT DELPHI, it's damned if you do, damned if you don't.  And quite frankly, damned if you do just feels so good and so right!   :eyebrows:

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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #158 on: September 22, 2008, 06:51:09 PM »
I have one in every room just in case my car too
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #159 on: September 22, 2008, 07:04:19 PM »
I gave up condoms for Lent............................................several months after my vasectomy!   :orly:

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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #160 on: October 01, 2008, 05:20:03 PM »
My ex and I used to stock up on free condoms from the local college and keep them in a candy dish by the front door so our guests could grab some on their way in or out, or just feel awkward or whatever.

The funny part was that we never used condoms because we were proven healthy and the guy was proven sterile!  He found out when he tried to make money by donating sperm and they turned him away!

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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #161 on: October 01, 2008, 07:11:46 PM »
What a gigantic coincidence- my first boyfriend and I went though something ever-so-similar.
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #162 on: October 02, 2008, 01:30:22 PM »
I don't use condoms accept for the first time I pleasure a woman. :eyebrows: After that, she'll do anything for me, including let me ride her bareback. :headbang2:
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #163 on: October 02, 2008, 03:02:31 PM »
dodgy, though.  it's not just pregnancy you have to worry about...

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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #164 on: October 03, 2008, 06:53:44 AM »
dodgy, though.  it's not just pregnancy you have to worry about...

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Yes, but if you're a guy and of the mindset that life isn't worth living without sex, you will prioritize sex over your physical health.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.