Has anyone figured out what the OKCupid dating persona variables mean?

[El]

OK, totally random, but Google would have me think nobody in the whole big wide internets knows this save for the OKCupid smart people, and that seems kind of strange.

http://www.okcupid.com/oktest

All I've been able to figure for sure is that "dreamer" (instead of "master") means you haven't slept with very many people- someone in my age demographic stays a "dreamer" until they've slept with 11 people, I think.  It changes a little with age.  Then again, I gave up after that because I was getting sick of it.

Can't help but think that if any site will have someone else who's wasted an hour trying to crack a variable on that test, it'll be this one.   

[ozymandias]

OK, totally random, but Google would have me think nobody in the whole big wide internets knows this save for the OKCupid smart people, and that seems kind of strange.

http://www.okcupid.com/oktest

All I've been able to figure for sure is that "dreamer" (instead of "master") means you haven't slept with very many people- someone in my age demographic stays a "dreamer" until they've slept with 11 people, I think.  It changes a little with age.  Then again, I gave up after that because I was getting sick of it.

Can't help but think that if any site will have someone else who's wasted an hour trying to crack a variable on that test, it'll be this one.   

I went on that site to do a quiz some time ago and foolishly I gave out my email address and stuff and I'v been spammed big time ever since.   

[Tesla]

I've only slept with 8 people and I've been classified as a Master... 

[El]

I've only slept with 8 people and I've been classified as a Master... 

Jeez, what the hell... then it is how many people you've done sub-sex stuff with?

[Callaway]

OK, totally random, but Google would have me think nobody in the whole big wide internets knows this save for the OKCupid smart people, and that seems kind of strange.

http://www.okcupid.com/oktest

All I've been able to figure for sure is that "dreamer" (instead of "master") means you haven't slept with very many people- someone in my age demographic stays a "dreamer" until they've slept with 11 people, I think.  It changes a little with age.  Then again, I gave up after that because I was getting sick of it.

Can't help but think that if any site will have someone else who's wasted an hour trying to crack a variable on that test, it'll be this one.   

Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)

     

 Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.   

 Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a "perfect catch"--and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You're careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.   

 We've deduced you're fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.   

 Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You're just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.     

Your exact female opposite: 

Half-Cocked
 

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer 

 Always avoid:  The False Messiah (DBLM), The 5-Night Stand (DBSM), The Vapor Trail (RBLM), The Bachelor (DGSM) 

 Consider:  The Gentleman (DGLM),  someone just like you. 
 
 Link:  The Online Dating Persona Test

I haven't had many sexual partners and I'm a Master rather than a Dreamer, so it must be something else.

[Alex179]

The BachelorDeliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSM)

I didn't have more than 8 partners.

[El]

Ahh, nuts.  So much for science.  There must be other mitigating variables in there for dreamer vs. master besides bedpost notches.

[eris]

This is a good thread, and for once Im bumping something usefull

and WTF was up with the question of if you wanted your mom or dad to catch you masturbating. I had no idea how to answer as both are equally horrible ideas. I wrote my mom just becuase I dont think she would be as horrified as my dad would be:D

and HA, look at my results.

Genghis Khunt

Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSM)



We almost called you Brutus the Uterus and attached this picture:



brutus the uterus

But we figured you wouldn’t understand, and rightly so. We don’t understand either. So you are Genghis Khunt: master of man, bringer of pain—riding your way to conquest after conquest.

Your sexual avarice is legendary. You’ve already had an unusually high amount of experience, and, still you look for more. You intimidate many. You make no apologies.

Personality-wise, you’re carefree and relatively easy-going. You don’t plan things out ahead of time; you tend to live in the moment. Of course, this can cause some damage when the moment happens to include a screaming orgasm with his younger brother. Hence the ‘brutal’ tag we’ve given you.

But you know what, take five seconds to lock the doors, and you’ll be fine. There’s nothing wrong with a little sex, or a whole lot.

Your exact female opposite:

The Sonnet (Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer)

Consider:

The 5-Night Stand (DBSM) The Hornivore (RBSM) The Playboy (RGSM)


Always Avoid:

The Slow Dancer (DGLD)

[eris]

So I decied to actally join that OK cupid site everyone has been talking about so much ( here and everywhere)

And I was totally honest filling out my profile. Told them about my ASPD and ASD and how I am misanthropic and unmotivated and hate hippys. I did get a few "well who pissed in your cereal" responses but got bombarded just because I have a vagina. But then starting talking to a nice young boy of only 19 that not only lives in my city but lives in my neighborhood, literally 2 miles away. UH OH.

[eris]

apparently less than 2 miles. And by his pictures he is recognizable, but I dont think I ever met him.


"so exactly where are you in Wash ? "

"by the shop n save"

"I can see shop and save out of my window"


:O

[eris]

Well he seems nice, actually Met him up the street today for a talk.

turns out i HAVE met him, is a bus boy at some restaurant I go to but never talked to him before.

Wow I move fast huh Yeah Ill probably see him again

I seriously did not even open the account till I read this thread lol

yeah I am aware you all don't care and are not  reading :DI like talking to myself it is like my diary sometimes here lol

['Butterflies']

OKCupid freaks me out. Some of the guys on it are totally useless. I think some of them are less socially able than me. I've had guys just randomly write to me, asking to meet up, and guys who message me just saying "HI" or "whats up"

I can almost cope with people wanting to talk to me, but they really should have something to say. Something that lets me know that they might be interesting people. I hate people who want to speak to me, but expect me to make the conversation with them. Even if they just ask me stuff about myself, that's OK.
Same applies in real life. I cant stand guys who start a conversation with me, and then stand there silent when I dont come up with stuff to say to them. If they've nothing interesting to say, and they're not interested in finding anything out about me, they really shouldn't speak to me in the first place.

[eris]

yes everyone just said " hi whats up" or "wow why are you so angry"...

:S


Honestly I think that is all this boy said was hello but I noticed he lived in my neighborhood was only 19 and was kinda cute so i engaged in conversation Luckily I dont think he is that boring.

Its funny tho, Ive only been dating on collarme, where everything is so sexual. and now everything is so like pure i dont know how to handle it lol. I dont even know if this boy has fetishes.. we just talked about how we both hate society

[Phallacy]

OKCupid freaks me out. Some of the guys on it are totally useless. I think some of them are less socially able than me. I've had guys just randomly write to me, asking to meet up, and guys who message me just saying "HI" or "whats up"

I can almost cope with people wanting to talk to me, but they really should have something to say. Something that lets me know that they might be interesting people. I hate people who want to speak to me, but expect me to make the conversation with them. Even if they just ask me stuff about myself, that's OK.
Same applies in real life. I cant stand guys who start a conversation with me, and then stand there silent when I dont come up with stuff to say to them. If they've nothing interesting to say, and they're not interested in finding anything out about me, they really shouldn't speak to me in the first place.

There's a lot complete dorks on OKStupid who just follows where their penises points to.

[eris]

I have noticed everyone is really really careful to mention how normal and stable and goal-oriented they are in their profiles. Saying they have jobs and are very motivated and intent on self-improvement. I can only assume this is to appear normal to woman.

Makes me puke