This is a good thread, and for once Im bumping something usefull
and WTF was up with the question of if you wanted your mom or dad to catch you masturbating. I had no idea how to answer as both are equally horrible ideas. I wrote my mom just becuase I dont think she would be as horrified as my dad would be:D
and HA, look at my results.
Genghis Khunt Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSM)
We almost called you Brutus the Uterus and attached this picture:
brutus the uterus
But we figured you wouldn’t understand, and rightly so. We don’t understand either. So you are Genghis Khunt: master of man, bringer of pain—riding your way to conquest after conquest.
Your sexual avarice is legendary. You’ve already had an unusually high amount of experience, and, still you look for more. You intimidate many. You make no apologies.
Personality-wise, you’re carefree and relatively easy-going. You don’t plan things out ahead of time; you tend to live in the moment. Of course, this can cause some damage when the moment happens to include a screaming orgasm with his younger brother. Hence the ‘brutal’ tag we’ve given you.
But you know what, take five seconds to lock the doors, and you’ll be fine. There’s nothing wrong with a little sex, or a whole lot.
Your exact female opposite:
The Sonnet (Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer)
Consider:
The 5-Night Stand (DBSM) The Hornivore (RBSM) The Playboy (RGSM)
Always Avoid:
The Slow Dancer (DGLD)