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Offline The Member Formerly Known As Sophist

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Re: Insult the Person Above You without Using Profanity
« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2008, 06:45:43 PM »
Quote from: Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV on August 03, 2008, 06:16:56 PM
Quote from: The_Chosen_One on August 03, 2008, 06:12:46 PM
May the X button on your PS2 fail just as you are about to make that critical jump and your game locks.

That is just plain mean.

And may you spill orange juice all over your console.  :laugh:
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Re: Insult the Person Above You without Using Profanity
« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2008, 06:54:06 PM »
Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 03, 2008, 06:45:43 PM
Quote from: Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV on August 03, 2008, 06:16:56 PM
Quote from: The_Chosen_One on August 03, 2008, 06:12:46 PM
May the X button on your PS2 fail just as you are about to make that critical jump and your game locks.

That is just plain mean.

And may you spill orange juice all over your console.  :laugh:

I hope a cat pees on your console.
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George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Insult the Person Above You without Using Profanity
« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2008, 07:04:34 PM »
If there is a bright centre to the Aspie Universe, that member is the farthest from it ;)
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Re: Insult the Person Above You without Using Profanity
« Reply #18 on: August 03, 2008, 07:14:12 PM »
Quote from: Nocturnalist! on August 03, 2008, 07:04:34 PM
If there is a bright centre to the Aspie Universe, that member is the farthest from it ;)

In my case, that would a compliment. I like lingering in the outer edges of dark chaos while watching others falter and stumble in the glaring core of existence.

Oh, your mother wears combat boots.
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George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Insult the Person Above You without Using Profanity
« Reply #19 on: August 03, 2008, 08:15:13 PM »
May your video player chew up your favourite tape, your DVD self destruct and your computer melt-down on boot-up......

All at the same time.
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Re: Insult the Person Above You without Using Profanity
« Reply #20 on: August 04, 2008, 07:34:33 AM »
Quote from: The_Chosen_One on August 03, 2008, 08:15:13 PM
May your video player chew up your favourite tape, your DVD self destruct and your computer melt-down on boot-up......

All at the same time.

Actually, I think that's already happened once or twice, lol.

Insult: You know you really should stay out of the dairy section. Cheese is not an appropriate alternative to deodorant.  :poop:
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Re: Insult the Person Above You without Using Profanity
« Reply #21 on: August 04, 2008, 10:39:53 AM »
You're so large when you jumped in the pool the splash could be seen from space and you needed a skateboard to get back out out
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Re: Insult the Person Above You without Using Profanity
« Reply #22 on: August 04, 2008, 03:22:31 PM »
Quote from: The_Chosen_One on August 03, 2008, 05:47:25 PM
You once auditioned for American Idol. Funny thing was, you were accepted as American Idiot.

You got in there too. It's a very large village.
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Re: Insult the Person Above You without Using Profanity
« Reply #23 on: August 04, 2008, 03:23:02 PM »
Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 03, 2008, 06:45:43 PM
Quote from: Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV on August 03, 2008, 06:16:56 PM
Quote from: The_Chosen_One on August 03, 2008, 06:12:46 PM
May the X button on your PS2 fail just as you are about to make that critical jump and your game locks.

That is just plain mean.

And may you spill orange juice all over your console.  :laugh:

And Coca Cola on your keyboard.
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Re: Insult the Person Above You without Using Profanity
« Reply #24 on: August 04, 2008, 03:23:39 PM »
Quote from: Nocturnalist! on August 03, 2008, 07:04:34 PM
If there is a bright centre to the Aspie Universe, that member is the farthest from it ;)

It's that Dopler guy, isn't it? Or Alex Plank.
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Re: Insult the Person Above You without Using Profanity
« Reply #25 on: August 04, 2008, 07:10:06 PM »
Yo mama's so fat that when she tries to use a compass it points to her head!  :zoinks:
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Re: Insult the Person Above You without Using Profanity
« Reply #26 on: August 04, 2008, 07:36:34 PM »
Was that you who I saw as the new exhibit in the gorilla cage at the zoo last night? No? That's right, gorillas have some sort of intelligence.....
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Re: Insult the Person Above You without Using Profanity
« Reply #27 on: August 04, 2008, 09:43:05 PM »
Quote from: The_Chosen_One on August 04, 2008, 07:36:34 PM
Was that you who I saw as the new exhibit in the gorilla cage at the zoo last night? No? That's right, gorillas have some sort of intelligence.....

No, it was yo mama!  :eyebrows:
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Re: Insult the Person Above You without Using Profanity
« Reply #28 on: August 04, 2008, 09:51:24 PM »
Can't tie their shoes without drooling all over themselves.
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Re: Insult the Person Above You without Using Profanity
« Reply #29 on: August 04, 2008, 09:52:56 PM »
Quote from: Alex179 on August 04, 2008, 09:51:24 PM
Can't tie their shoes without drooling all over themselves.

^ Can't tie their shoes.
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