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Re: the thread about nothing
« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2008, 04:27:43 AM »
Divide by zero error  :headexplode: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Now THAT'S nothing.

No, it's everything.
This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

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Re: the thread about nothing
« Reply #16 on: July 28, 2008, 07:55:35 AM »
   
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"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: the thread about nothing
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Re: the thread about nothing
« Reply #18 on: July 28, 2008, 08:15:14 AM »
^ You last two have contributed diddly squat to this thread

Good Job!

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Re: the thread about nothing
« Reply #19 on: July 28, 2008, 08:17:54 AM »
Void.

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Re: the thread about nothing
« Reply #20 on: July 28, 2008, 06:37:24 PM »
Why is Dick Cheney so fat?
Men of secret societies hide their secrets.
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Re: the thread about nothing
« Reply #21 on: July 28, 2008, 06:41:52 PM »
This is someones grandma

first Google image result for "Grandma"

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Re: the thread about nothing
« Reply #22 on: July 28, 2008, 07:49:16 PM »
This thread is about something. It is about nothing, which is something. 'Nothing' in this thread is the subject of this thread which is certainly something however vague. So this thread is not about nothing but rather about something which is 'Nothing'. Something, of course, can not be nothing, however it is in regards to this thread ;D

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Re: the thread about nothing
« Reply #23 on: July 28, 2008, 08:55:56 PM »

I wish I could begin to tell you how many of these pisc I have crumplled into watstewhile trying to dell them to thier prggrrogeny.

I am ashaned
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Re: the thread about nothing
« Reply #24 on: July 28, 2008, 10:32:19 PM »


*posts in the thread about nothing*
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: the thread about nothing
« Reply #25 on: July 28, 2008, 11:10:30 PM »
*wonders how one sells pics to their progeny*
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: the thread about nothing
« Reply #26 on: July 29, 2008, 02:13:32 AM »
there is no bread, there is no butter and there is no cucumber

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Re: the thread about nothing
« Reply #27 on: July 29, 2008, 06:18:46 AM »
*wonders how one sells pics to their progeny*

No, no, no ...

The progeny are the ones who pressed the elder into having pics made, in the first place.

I have destroyed pics of an elder, following a company protocol, in order to influence a buying decision in the progenic extensions of said elder. It was a job I hated and I only worked for that company for four months before I began to systematically destroy expensive things which  they used to do this. (imagine how fucked up it could be to put your pubic hairs (or any random filth) into the lenses of the fancy cameras they used. Every portrait taken with that camera system would have to be re-taken, because of phantom imagery captured during the photo session. I did that about forty times. I have no idea if anyone ever figured it out. I just knew that if I sabotaged the processs the company would mysteriously suffer in any geographical area where I had worked.) I felt that a turn-around was overdue.

You cunt, I cunt!!
I lost though. I had to distance myself from this to save my sanity. Elsewise, I might have fucked them up, in public, except for my weaknessses.

The company is long gone, out-of-business. I am probably not the only one who worked for them and tried to fuck them over in various ways!
« Last Edit: July 29, 2008, 06:35:53 AM by DirtDawg »
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: the thread about nothing
« Reply #28 on: July 29, 2008, 07:37:39 AM »
Ah, that makes a lot more sense.

And is not to mention interesting. I've developed a new fascination with techniques used for working against systems.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: the thread about nothing
« Reply #29 on: July 29, 2008, 08:20:59 PM »
*wonders how one sells pics to their progeny*

No, no, no ...

The progeny are the ones who pressed the elder into having pics made, in the first place.

I have destroyed pics of an elder, following a company protocol, in order to influence a buying decision in the progenic extensions of said elder. It was a job I hated and I only worked for that company for four months before I began to systematically destroy expensive things which  they used to do this. (imagine how fucked up it could be to put your pubic hairs (or any random filth) into the lenses of the fancy cameras they used. Every portrait taken with that camera system would have to be re-taken, because of phantom imagery captured during the photo session. I did that about forty times. I have no idea if anyone ever figured it out. I just knew that if I sabotaged the processs the company would mysteriously suffer in any geographical area where I had worked.) I felt that a turn-around was overdue.

You cunt, I cunt!!
I lost though. I had to distance myself from this to save my sanity. Elsewise, I might have fucked them up, in public, except for my weaknessses.

The company is long gone, out-of-business. I am probably not the only one who worked for them and tried to fuck them over in various ways!

How would destroying an elder's picture influence their children or grandchildren to buy more pictures?

I remember a photographer at Olan Mills said something negative to my mother once when I wanted her to have her picture taken and he really ticked me off doing that.  He wanted to take a ton of pictures of me and none of her.