Between the sheets - fortune cookie style

['andersom']

One more, hoping to end my procrastination. I do need to get between those sheets......


Affirm it, visualize it, believe it, and it will actualize itself, between the sheets. 

[Callaway]

I'm scared. Think Lit has been messing with this fortune cookie generator:

Eat something you never tried before between the sheets. 









You will be hungry soon, order takeout now, between the sheets. :lol:

 :lol:

I tried your site and got:

The best things in life aren't things between the sheets.

Don't just spend time, invest it between the sheets.

[Celticgoddess]

If you want the rainbow, then you have to tolerate the rain, in between the sheets

 

okay, got it now.

['andersom']

If you want the rainbow, then you have to tolerate the rain, in between the sheets

 

okay, got it now.

:lol:

[Charlotte Quin]

"Enhance your karma by engaging in various charitable activities between the sheets"

['andersom']

"Enhance your karma by engaging in various charitable activities between the sheets"

A wisdom truly fitting for a sister.

[Celticgoddess]

Others enjoy your company, between the sheets

 

[Charlotte Quin]

"Happiness isn't something you remember, it's something you experience between the sheets"

 

['andersom']

Take a minute and let it ride, then take a minute to let it breeze between the sheets.

['andersom']

And what to think of this one:

A well-aimed spear is worth three between the sheets.

[Squidusa]

Take a minute and let it ride, then take a minute to let it breeze between the sheets.

Even fortune cookie generators know about Kit's queef thread.

[Celticgoddess]

You have at your command the wisdom of the ages, between the sheets. 

[Squidusa]

You have at your command the wisdom of the ages, between the sheets. 

My interpretation of that... was that your grandmother told you about various positions...... I can just imagine how awkward that'd be. 

[Celticgoddess]

You have at your command the wisdom of the ages, between the sheets. 

My interpretation of that... was that your grandmother told you about various positions...... I can just imagine how awkward that'd be. 

Oh young asspie grasshopper you have so much to learn.

It means I've had enough years of experience....er...under my belt....to know what I'm doing and to do it well. 

:lol:

[Squidusa]

You have at your command the wisdom of the ages, between the sheets. 

My interpretation of that... was that your grandmother told you about various positions...... I can just imagine how awkward that'd be. 

Oh young asspie grasshopper you have so much to learn.

It means I've had enough years of experience....er...under my belt....to know what I'm doing and to do it well. 

:lol:

Young asspie grasshopper , :lol:

I presumed it meant something like that , but that was the first image that sprung to mind.