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Offline El

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2006, 08:15:14 AM »
Seize every second of your life and savor it... in bed with a rope.
Your artistic talents win the approval and applause of others... in bed with a rope.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #16 on: October 14, 2006, 10:37:04 PM »
in bed with a rope?
been there, done that

your ability to juggle many tasks will take you far - between the sheets
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #17 on: October 14, 2006, 10:58:30 PM »
Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded between the sheets.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #18 on: October 15, 2006, 12:39:23 AM »
You are contemplative and analytical by nature in bed.

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #19 on: October 15, 2006, 09:37:40 AM »
you must endeaver to cum, after your partner has done so.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #20 on: October 20, 2009, 01:27:13 PM »
I want a fortune cookie.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #21 on: October 20, 2009, 01:41:24 PM »
Do onto others as you wish others to do onto you - between the sheets.

You are what you think about all day long - between the sheets.

To lower your stress level, get a cat - between the sheets.

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #22 on: October 20, 2009, 02:29:30 PM »
They don't do fortune cookies here.

Guess I'll have to make my own fun, between the sheets.
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #23 on: October 21, 2009, 07:20:28 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 20, 2009, 02:29:30 PM
They don't do fortune cookies here.

Guess I'll have to make my own fun, between the sheets.


http://www.virtualfortunecookies.com/

Mine:

You deal with disappointment remarkably well...between the sheets.

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #24 on: October 21, 2009, 07:39:11 AM »
You will meet a generous stranger.............................between the sheets
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #25 on: October 21, 2009, 08:21:48 AM »
Reach out your hand today to support others who need you.....between the sheets.   :orly:
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #26 on: October 21, 2009, 11:04:28 AM »
Laugh uncontrollably, it clears the mind...between the sheets.

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #27 on: October 22, 2009, 04:48:45 PM »
In the coming month you will find five missing socks ... between the sheets.

So true, every time I change the beds of my girls
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #28 on: October 23, 2009, 07:24:20 AM »
That wasn't chicken....between the sheets.   :o

(okay, I think I'm going to do this every single day because it makes me laugh so much :laugh: )
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #29 on: October 23, 2009, 08:09:24 AM »
The smart thing is to prepare for the unexpected...between the sheets. :zombiefuck:
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