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Re: Personal Hygiene.
« Reply #45 on: July 22, 2008, 01:05:31 PM »
'kay.  Lol.
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Re: Personal Hygiene.
« Reply #46 on: July 22, 2008, 01:07:35 PM »
I shower and shave everyday. Same with brushing my teeth. Sometimes I will skip my shower or I do shower but I don't wash my hair. It depends if my hair is still clean. I used to shower every other day but because it's summer, I am showering every day now because it's hot out and I sweat at work. But at least it has been cooler out now.


Oh yeah I showered twice a day for a while when I was 18 because I would work out twice a day for half an hour. In the morning I would go in the shower and wash the sweat off but in the evening I would shave and wash my hair. But on school days it was once a day because I worked out once a day.


I can remember how shocked my mother was when I told her I was showering every other day. That was because I did it everyday and then one day I changed the pattern. I used to shower at work but because I could never get done on time to punch out, I had to do it at home. This was when I worked swing shift. If I rush, I forget things, I cut myself shaving and it slows me down even more.

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Re: Personal Hygiene.
« Reply #47 on: July 22, 2008, 06:02:47 PM »
I've been showering twice daily lately

Probably trying to rub off his smell.
'His'?  Which 'he'?
My guess would be the last one, as his might override the smell of the one before.
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Re: Personal Hygiene.
« Reply #48 on: July 22, 2008, 07:04:03 PM »
I've been showering twice daily lately

Probably trying to rub off his smell.
'His'?  Which 'he'?
My guess would be the last one, as his might override the smell of the one before.
Well, that did quasi account for the third shower yesterday.

Though if I wanted to totally rid myself of his scent I should prolly have showered unaccompanied, huh?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Personal Hygiene.
« Reply #49 on: July 23, 2008, 02:43:14 PM »
I've been showering twice daily lately

Probably trying to rub off his smell.
'His'?  Which 'he'?
My guess would be the last one, as his might override the smell of the one before.
Well, that did quasi account for the third shower yesterday.

Though if I wanted to totally rid myself of his scent I should prolly have showered unaccompanied, huh?
Nah that works.   How was the shower?
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: Personal Hygiene.
« Reply #50 on: July 24, 2008, 09:02:29 AM »
Nah that works.   How was the shower?
Hot and steamy.   :orly:

...ah, come on, that was too obvious to resist.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Personal Hygiene.
« Reply #51 on: July 24, 2008, 09:11:04 AM »
Did you masturbate?

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Re: Personal Hygiene.
« Reply #52 on: July 25, 2008, 09:03:36 AM »
Did you masturbate?
Are you asking me or Alex?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Personal Hygiene.
« Reply #53 on: July 25, 2008, 03:45:44 PM »
Licking cunt is personal hygiene :laugh:
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Re: Personal Hygiene.
« Reply #54 on: July 25, 2008, 05:56:13 PM »
Did you masturbate?
Are you asking me or Alex?
He's asking you, though you took your shower with someone else (as it was accompanied).   I wrote that post in a library, so of course I didn't masturbate.
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Re: Personal Hygiene.
« Reply #55 on: July 26, 2008, 01:12:08 AM »
One thing I cannot do is sleep or leave the house unless I have brushed my teeth.

Which is kind of a problem for impromtu sleepovers.  Unless I can taste toothpaste and  feel clean teeth in my mouth, it is impossible for me to sleep. Impossible.

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Re: Personal Hygiene.
« Reply #56 on: July 26, 2008, 05:48:32 AM »
Licking cunt is personal hygiene :laugh:

make sure you say "hi Jean" before you get personal with her cunt  :laugh:

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Re: Personal Hygiene.
« Reply #57 on: July 26, 2008, 08:35:10 AM »
One thing I cannot do is sleep or leave the house unless I have brushed my teeth.

Which is kind of a problem for impromtu sleepovers.  Unless I can taste toothpaste and  feel clean teeth in my mouth, it is impossible for me to sleep. Impossible.

The solution is easy.  Carry a toothbrush and a tiny tube of toothpaste in your purse.

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Re: Personal Hygiene.
« Reply #58 on: July 26, 2008, 09:21:51 AM »
Did you masturbate?
Are you asking me or Alex?
He's asking you, though you took your shower with someone else (as it was accompanied).   I wrote that post in a library, so of course I didn't masturbate.
Lol- I know, Alex, I was just being goofy.
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Re: Personal Hygiene.
« Reply #59 on: July 26, 2008, 11:04:33 AM »
Licking cunt is personal hygiene :laugh:

Yours or theirs?