Nikola Tesla = Butt Whore
My real name = Ass Master
B. F. Skinner was Ass Master, too. I figure it must have a database containing a list of known prison bitch names, and an algorithm that compares them to the name supplied and brings up the closest match. Exactly what characteristics it's using to compare, I don't know. It's still fun to imagine people you don't like as prison bitches, though.
From some of my other threads (using their real names instead of "Walter" and "Lulu"):Walter = Golden Boy
Lulu = 3 Dollar Bill (Okay, that's a woman, but what the hell. Ugly as a troll, so I wouldn't pay 3 cents, let alone 3 dollars. In fact, somebody'd have to pay me instead,
and put a gun to my head.)
Also just for kicks:Jenny McCarthy = Boy Bitch (Ahh! I
knew something wasn't as it seemed. That would explain why she's dating an actor famous for his talking butt trick.)
