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What would you do if you had a Time Machine?
« on: June 15, 2008, 02:45:06 PM »
What would you do if you had a Time Machine?

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Re: What would you do if you had a Time Machine?
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2008, 02:48:53 PM »
Lots of dates in my life I'd revisit. And no, I won't give you the details.
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Re: What would you do if you had a Time Machine?
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2008, 05:41:00 AM »
Go back in time, go to school and kick a lot of people's arses.
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Re: What would you do if you had a Time Machine?
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2008, 05:54:11 AM »
I'd wander about time looking at all the things I have read about and have been interested in.  Oh and I'd hit the horse track and play all the long shots that won
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Re: What would you do if you had a Time Machine?
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2008, 06:14:07 AM »
Hit the superball lottery when ever I ran out of money.

And put this Jesus character to the test.
I came to this world with nothing
and I leave with nothing but love,
everything else is just borrowed.

Fuck it, we'll do it live.

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Re: What would you do if you had a Time Machine?
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2008, 12:27:46 PM »
I would travel through time to watch all the major world events. I'm curious to know how events/people are different than from what we've been taught. I don't feel the need to change anything in my life so far.
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Re: What would you do if you had a Time Machine?
« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2008, 06:39:44 PM »
I think I would travel back in time to try and find out who my real father is seeing as my mother wont tell me. She says it's been so long she can't remember his name.

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Re: What would you do if you had a Time Machine?
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2008, 02:29:54 PM »
Really? :-\
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Re: What would you do if you had a Time Machine?
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2008, 05:28:50 PM »
Meet and seduce hot celebrities before they became famous.
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Re: What would you do if you had a Time Machine?
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2008, 05:55:22 PM »
Go back in time, go to school and kick a lot of people's arses.

That and avoid doing things I should have avoided doing in the first place.   :P

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Re: What would you do if you had a Time Machine?
« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2008, 06:09:18 PM »
Must you know?

Jack off, then set it back to the time I was very horny, and repeat :wanker:
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Re: What would you do if you had a Time Machine?
« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2008, 07:06:21 PM »
I hear the pitter patter of tiny FEATS in this place.  That and the overbearing stench of overinflatulence ego!

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Re: What would you do if you had a Time Machine?
« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2008, 02:19:50 AM »
Get a copy of 2009 sport's almanac. Return.
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Re: What would you do if you had a Time Machine?
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2008, 02:38:31 PM »
Assasinate some world political and business leaders, make bets on huge underdogs and settle the Ishmael debate.
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