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Re: peter vs. flo: seminoodz extravaganza.
« Reply #135 on: July 19, 2006, 04:49:11 PM »
God damn you , you gave me such a fuckn hard on! I flirt with ugly people to, just to make them feel better, but I find you attractive.  I find through visual imagery and masturbation I like to give oral.  That is might be because I am not ready for kids.  I don't have a job or college. It certainly goes with garbage gut thing, where I will eat almost anything.
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Re: peter vs. flo: seminoodz extravaganza.
« Reply #136 on: July 19, 2006, 06:01:47 PM »
Quote from: fluorescent on July 19, 2006, 04:40:30 PM



I got an idea.... I like if a hot girl has her way with me, so....  God damn you, put this on around your eyes, get naked, and be prepared to be fuckn raped!
Damn you, you need a fuckn Lick en too. (oral)

  I will fuck you to death, then you can't tell no one.






here is the problem flo...
you keep talking from a position of authority but have satted that you are a virgin.

justify this next comment:

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I like if a hot girl has her way with me

how would you know that you like it unless you had experience?
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Re: peter vs. flo: seminoodz extravaganza.
« Reply #137 on: July 19, 2006, 06:11:31 PM »
I do visual imagery, my imagination is very strong.  I just follow what images cause orgasim the quickest! :o
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Re: peter vs. flo: seminoodz extravaganza.
« Reply #138 on: July 20, 2006, 02:29:32 AM »
oooo blindfolds, now we're talking, hmmmmmm now where did i put those handcuffs........

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Re: peter vs. flo: seminoodz extravaganza.
« Reply #139 on: July 20, 2006, 06:57:20 AM »
Sorry, sleep problems fuck me up!  I was playing with Carla in the chatroom! I have been sleeping around on you,  spank me I have been bad!  Licken means spaken anyway, I just seperated them (Lick en) to make it funier.  I just did not know if you herd the word Licken used to mean spanken.


Its my favorite color too.  Fluorescent colors are stimulating to me, so its good for sex type stuff.

Oh fuck you got me all horny!
 
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Re: peter vs. flo: seminoodz extravaganza.
« Reply #140 on: July 20, 2006, 07:58:59 AM »
I think it would be funny if he were cuffed together! >:D

I was thinking, and there is a way to give both of us a blow job at the same time!  If we were to lay in a certain postion it would be possible.  I wonder if anyone has cum up with a name for this positon? :o
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Re: peter vs. flo: seminoodz extravaganza.
« Reply #141 on: July 20, 2006, 10:37:27 AM »
yep hon its called a 69 although hmmmm with handcuffs that sounds interesting

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Re: peter vs. flo: seminoodz extravaganza.
« Reply #142 on: July 20, 2006, 11:03:10 AM »
What is it called if they stroke each other at the same time?

Being cuffed together was a joke, but..... That is how ideal with stuff that makes me funny inside.

One more question, what is it called if a man gives the woman pussy a message, or vis versa?
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Re: peter vs. flo: seminoodz extravaganza.
« Reply #143 on: July 20, 2006, 11:05:36 AM »
"message"!!!

what, like passing a note, or something?  a Post-It?

PMSL!
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Re: peter vs. flo: seminoodz extravaganza.
« Reply #144 on: July 20, 2006, 11:09:42 AM »
Such jibberish, and I am not in the mood.  Later maybe...  English, please, hon

What the fuck is pmsl and btw?  I could figure it out myself, but I am not in the mood right now.
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Re: peter vs. flo: seminoodz extravaganza.
« Reply #145 on: July 20, 2006, 12:43:13 PM »
a pussy message, like a pussy post-it.

note: yer mine all mine.
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Re: peter vs. flo: seminoodz extravaganza.
« Reply #146 on: July 20, 2006, 12:49:23 PM »
Quote from: fluorescent on July 20, 2006, 11:09:42 AM
What the fuck is pmsl and btw? 

PMSL stands for Pissed My Self Laughing (it took me ages to work that one out) and BTW stands for By The Way.
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Re: peter vs. flo: seminoodz extravaganza.
« Reply #147 on: July 20, 2006, 01:05:31 PM »
I got a fuck buddy, I got a fuck buddy.  I love saying that.  She wants to see my nice cock!
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Re: peter vs. flo: seminoodz extravaganza.
« Reply #148 on: July 20, 2006, 01:10:00 PM »
Quote from: fluorescent on July 20, 2006, 01:05:31 PM
She wants to see my nice cock!

i didn't know you kept poultry, Fluorescent.

will you post a picture of your nice rooster?  8)
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Re: peter vs. flo: seminoodz extravaganza.
« Reply #149 on: July 20, 2006, 02:01:47 PM »
 If you get intrested in a relationship or ask me for help for handling one I might give you some too.  That depends on what you do to persuade me!  I was aurosed by the thought of what you said before.  I have a very vivid imagination. >:D


I gave this girl full nuditity from the comments she made.    Christ I have this woman stuff just from her saying she was horny. I cannot use msn messagner to cybersex her because I need windows explorer 7 and my system cannot handle it.  This sucks! Who her?  yeah she probably will!  :o
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