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Fluorescent! i can almost see what you had for dinner!
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Post a pic of a paddle, from your house, and the deal will be sealed.
How about your seminude pic?,  Could you pose in those thong underwear you were talking about? That and your wife's bra. I want you to hold a tampon with ketchup on it, and in the other hand a sign that says," fuck you, I have andropause" (male menopause, its a medical fact)