A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
Quote from: Alex179 on August 14, 2008, 10:30:49 PMI kill insects almost as soon as I see them.I think that is fine. I see nothing wrong with that, as long as you eat your kill.
I kill insects almost as soon as I see them.
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Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on August 15, 2008, 03:23:00 AMRayne when you get to Australia I will protect you from the spiders and snakes, no worries. However the magpies.....let's just say I will be screaming and waving my petticoats and waiting for you to save me. Hey everyone has a phobia. Mine are magpies.....and hospitals. Besides it isn't the spiders, snakes or sharks you have to worry about, it is the ferocious dropbears.I see you made 10 posts. Has the forum opened up a bit more for you? Yes, I can now get access to the Sex forum and various other bits and pieces.Dropbears?
Rayne when you get to Australia I will protect you from the spiders and snakes, no worries. However the magpies.....let's just say I will be screaming and waving my petticoats and waiting for you to save me. Hey everyone has a phobia. Mine are magpies.....and hospitals. Besides it isn't the spiders, snakes or sharks you have to worry about, it is the ferocious dropbears.I see you made 10 posts. Has the forum opened up a bit more for you?
Speaking of slugs earlier in the thread. This is a murder slug. They came from Spain but are now over most of Europe:This is a Swedish slug, pretty harmless:This is a Swedish slug and a murder slug. They can interbreed without problems:The result is a murder slug that can resist the Swedish winters:They don't harm people, but they eat anything in the garden.
You fit right in already, rayne.
Quote from: rayne on August 15, 2008, 05:44:37 PMQuote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on August 15, 2008, 03:23:00 AMRayne when you get to Australia I will protect you from the spiders and snakes, no worries. However the magpies.....let's just say I will be screaming and waving my petticoats and waiting for you to save me. Hey everyone has a phobia. Mine are magpies.....and hospitals. Besides it isn't the spiders, snakes or sharks you have to worry about, it is the ferocious dropbears.I see you made 10 posts. Has the forum opened up a bit more for you? Yes, I can now get access to the Sex forum and various other bits and pieces.Dropbears? Dropbears are proper bastards.Dropbear in action.
The now filed eggs stand the test of time the winter at protected places; the young snails will attack our spring flourisher with the first heat in amounts. The colored case snails crawl in case of rain weather onto trees and shrubs and strike then particularly; their food damages hold themselves as a rule, however, in boundaries. Quote from: TheoK on August 15, 2008, 06:15:30 PMSpeaking of slugs earlier in the thread. This is a murder slug. They came from Spain but are now over most of Europe:This is a Swedish slug, pretty harmless:This is a Swedish slug and a murder slug. They can interbreed without problems:The result is a murder slug that can resist the Swedish winters:They don't harm people, but they eat anything in the garden.
Quote from: Pyraxis on August 15, 2008, 05:55:07 PM You fit right in already, rayne. Wanna cyber with an arthritic dawg?
I might meet you against an IRC skip if you pretend to respect my mind.
Quote from: rayne on August 15, 2008, 05:52:34 PMOops.Bitch!
Cato the Elder recommends that you take the mash that you get when pressing olives and smear the outer walls of the house with it. That way the ants will stay out